King Me

I'd rather be his whore,... than your wife! - Norma Jennings Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

It was the mirror! Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie with the casual indifference of these muted earth tones is a form of fashion suicide, but, uh, call me crazy — on you it works. - Albert Rosenfield Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

We've decided to adopt. - Mayor Milford Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

The begining of our new series THE FLANOSPHERE. We're starting with Mike Flanagan's Absentia. A story about a silverfish. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Before you came here, Twin Peaks was a simple place. My brothers sold drugs to truck-drivers and teenagers. One-Eyed Jack's welcomed curious tourists and businessmen. Quiet people lived quiet lives. Then a pretty girl dies. And you arrive. Everything changes. My brother Bernard is shot and left to die in the woods. A grieving father smothers my surviving brother with a pillow. Arson, kidnapping. More death and destruction. Suddenly the quiet people here are no longer quiet. Their simple dreams have become a nightmare. Maybe you brought the nightmare with you. And maybe, it will die with you. - Jean Renault Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

That property is called Dead Dog Farms and it's worse than it sounds. - Irene Littlehorse, Real-estate agent Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

"Sometimes, dead is-" [Dan Crandall is stabbed with a gun]

DON'T LET'EM RATTLE YOU, COOP. THESE GUYS MAKE A LIVING LOOKING THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S DRAWERS. MAY A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA. WE'VE ALL HAD OUR SOCKS TOSSED AROUND. CATCH YOU LATER. - Special Agent Gordon Cole Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. - Suspended Agent Dale Cooper Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

"A lot of it is about rhythm. A lot of it is about, well, I wanted to be able to see the whole movie, in color, so to speak. So I went through it. I can't remember exactly how I delineated it. But there are jump scares. Then there are more ghostly scares, these ambient scares, I think I called them that, the kind which don't really have a jolt payoff. They're all whispery, atmospheric scares. Then, there are kind of hide-and-seek scares, where the dynamic of the scene is about holding your breath and trying to keep the audience's attention. And then, there were chase scares. So I kind of broke it up like that. There were a few more, but I would just notice that 'Oh, we've got a run of three hide-and-seek scares here. We haven't had a jump scare for a while.' One of the best scares of the movie, the one where the Boogey jumps through the door, there was a big section of daytime scenes, and there just wasn't a scare. I thought, 'I want the audience to feel like even the daytime scenes are unsafe,' so I knew we

The time has come for you to seek the Path. Your soul has set you face to face before the clear light ... and now you are about to experience it in its Reality, wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky, and the naked, spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without circumference or center... At this moment, know yourself and abide in that state. - Special Agent Dale Cooper Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Diane... 10:00 a.m. at the Great Northern. I've just been in a hotel room with the One-armed Man... or what's left of him. In another time, another culture, he may have been a seer, a shaman priest. In our world he's a shoe salesman, and lives among the shadows. - Special Agent Dale Cooper Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Goodbye, corn kids Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

It is happening again. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA. - Agent Gordon Cole Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

It's over Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

"I'm a whole town" - Andy Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

You've appeared before me many times. I know you to be a fine, decent man and a capable attorney. And to see you under these circumstances is... is dreadful for us all. Now, the law provides a structure to guide us through perilous and trying times. But it requires our submission to its procedures and higher purposes. Before we assume our respective roles in this enduring drama, just let me say that when these frail shadows we inhabit now have quit the stage, we'll meet and raise a glass again together, in Valhalla. - Judge Sternwood Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Yeah, I used to think my superpower might be flying, or turning invisible, or something. Turns out it's hammering nails. - Carly Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod