Submarine And A Roach

Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary! The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who only calls him "Uncle Mayowa" when he's about to be cheeky. As they delve into their weeks, Mayowa shares his exciting time spent with Tiwa Savage, prompting Koj to reminisce about meeting the star back in 2010 (or was it 2009?). The conversation then shifts to the recent ShxtsNGigs podcast debacle, where they provide commentary on Fuhad and James’ actions and reactions following their appearance on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant Podcast. In a fast-paced segment, they touch on various topics including fatphobia, career insights, and a political discussion featuring Remi and Bola Tinubu. The episode takes a

In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights. 1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way. 2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of outrageous moments and comedic relief as they compare their experiences behind the wheel. 3. Elon Musk’s Recent Online Behaviour: The group dissects Elon Musk’s latest antics on social media, exploring the billionaire’s unpredictable online presence. 4. Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl: They dive into Kendrick Lamar’s exciting selection at the possible exclusion of Lil Wayne to perform at the Super Bowl, discussing it's impact on hip-hop and the significance of the performance. 5. A Ton of Other Insan

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics! In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician. The trio delves into their childhood memories, discussing the homes they grew up in and their sleeping arrangements. Koj’s surprising revelation causes concern for Mayowa and TMT. Listen in as they interview a self-proclaimed deadbeat dad to understand the mindset and circumstances behind being a deadbeat parent. The episode also addresses some spicy and unfounded criticism, leading to a heated discussion. Finally, the hosts compare Nollywood movies on Amazon Prime Video versus Netflix, debating which platform offers bett

Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales! The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos. Koj shares his BBQ adventures, while Kolamide recaps his busy weekend, from hosting a real estate event to shooting This Week Tonight. TMT walks us through his week, including the funnies around an oversold Vogue Boys event. TMT voices his dislike for reggae music, and they hilariously dissect the lyrics of “we’ll share the shelter of my single bed,” questioning the appeal of such an arrangement. The discussion shifts to apartment hunting tales in Lagos, with TMT recounting his experience house hunting alongside Odunsi The Engine. TMT also shares a funny story about his father’s appearance on City People’s "Top 10 Iba

In this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj are joined by special guest Mr. Ina, the founder of Boho Funk, for a lively and engaging discussion. They dive into a mix of creative ventures, media updates, and legal news, all wrapped in their signature humour. 1. Boho Funk’s New Vintage Store: Mr. Ina talks about his innovative new vintage store and creative hub, Boho Funk, which is set to open on the 31st of August and the 1st of September. Get the inside scoop on what makes this space unique and why it’s a must-visit. 2. Adesuwa at Arise: The boys celebrate friend of the podcast, news anchor Adesuwa Giwa-Osagie, who’s joining Arise TV’s international desk and attending the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Hear their thoughts on her exciting career move and what it means for international news coverage. 3. New Supreme Court Chief Justice Appointment: TMT and Koj discuss the latest shakeup in the legal world with the appointment of a new Supreme Court Chief Justice. Expect insightful commentary and a

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on this week’s Submarine and a Roach for a laughter-filled episode tackling a variety of intriguing and comedic topics: Kanye West as a Concept: The guys dive into the idea of Kanye West being more of a concept than a human being. LinkedIn Adventures: Tmt and Koj share their contrasting LinkedIn habits – Tmt logs in every few months, while Koj checks it daily. Squash Court Shenanigans: Tmt's squash adventures with Victor, and Mayowa’s revelation about their trespassing on someone else’s court. Group Workouts vs. Gym Sessions: The debate on the benefits of working out in groups or playing sports compared to hitting the gym for weights. Living Adventurously in Lagos: Koj and Mayowa debate whether surviving in Lagos as an outdoor enthusiast is feasible. Ikoyi Club Memberships: A discussion about Ikoyi Club’s offerings and Mayowa's playful broke shaming of Tmt for not having a membership, which spurs Tmt to consider getting one. Tyler The Creator’s Comments: The guys

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with Tmt and Koj as they bring their signature humor and insights to the table! The show starts with Tmt’s smooth late-night radio intro, echoing his retro rap intro from last week. Koj gives a nod to David Guetta, joking about wanting an A.I. version of the DJ to handle his eulogy. Tmt catches Koj off guard with voice notes from a group chat, featuring Koj’s hilariously off-key singing about having a great day and taunting his friends. Tmt celebrates 5 months of sobriety while Koj praises him for staying sharp and sober on the podcast. The guys recount their weekends and share laughs over Tmt’s new tattoo of a biplane, leading to a funny conversation with his dad that leaves Koj in stitches. They discuss Nigeria’s disappointing Olympic performance and wrap up with a very short review of Asake’s latest album. The episode closes with a discussion on a topic where they admit they’re completely out of their depth. Tune in for a blend of comedy

Join TMT, Koj, and Mayowa for the milestone 200th episode of Submaroach! This special edition is packed with laughter, reflections, and engaging discussions that mark this significant achievement. Episode 200 is a blend of music, reality TV, and listener interaction that you won't want to miss. 1. TMT’s Spirited Rap: Kicking off the episode, TMT delivers a "spirited" rap performance that sets the tone for the celebrations. Prepare for some impressive rhymes and infectious energy. 2. Celebrating 200 Episodes: The boys reflect on their journey of creating 200 episodes, sharing memorable moments, behind-the-scenes stories, and their gratitude for the listeners' support. 3. Big Brother Nigeria New Season: The hosts dive into the new season of Big Brother Nigeria, where contestants are entering as duos, including two sets of twins and an auntie with her niece. The boys give their hilarious takes on the latest house dynamics and expectations. 4. Listener Questions: In a special segment, TMT,

This week on Submarine and a Roach, Koj, Mayowa, and TMT dive into the week's hot topics with a mix of humor and heart. In this episode, they tackle the sensitive issue of supporting friends during their times of mourning and explore whether physical presence—or something else entirely—is what really matters. Join the crew as they share personal insights, laugh through the tears, and discuss what it truly means to be there for those you care about. Tune in for a thought-provoking and entertaining episode that’s as real as it is relatable!

In this exciting episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by special guest Elo to discuss his highly anticipated party, "Retrorave," happening on the 27th of July. The event will feature an exclusive playlist of music from the 90s and 2000s, promising a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Alongside the party talk, the boys dive into a myriad of pop culture topics, ensuring a fun and engaging listen. Retrorave with Elo: Elo shares all the juicy details about "Retrorave," from the music selection to the party vibes. Get ready for an epic night celebrating the best of 90s and 2000s music! 2. 90s & 2000s Music:The hosts reminisce about their favorite hits from the 90s and 2000s, discussing iconic songs, artists, and the cultural impact of that era's music. 3. Pop Culture Galore:TMT, Koj, and Mayowa, along with Elo, dive into various pop culture topics, offering their unique and hilarious takes on recent trends, celebrity news, and more. Tune in to Submaroach Episo

Join hosts TMT and Mayowa for another uproarious episode of Submaroach, where they tackle hot topics and wild hypotheticals with their signature humour and wit. Episode 197 is a must-listen, packed with comedy, culture, and unexpected insights. 1. Trump Gets Shot:The boys dive into the shocking news of the Trump assassination attempt, offering their comedic takes and speculative commentary on the aftermath. 2. Burna Boy Still on Top:TMT and Mayowa celebrate Burna Boy's continued dominance in the music scene after Mayowa sees him live, discussing his latest achievements and why he remains at the pinnacle of success. 3. Nigerian Musicians as Presidents: Imagine your favourite Nigerian musicians in the highest office! The hosts hilariously imagine what it would be like if top Nigerian musicians became presidents, envisioning their policies, campaigns, and leadership styles. 4. The Friendship Threesome:*The boys explore the bizarre and amusing friendship threesome between Putin and Kim Jong Un and how Tru

Join TMT and Mayowa for another insane episode of Submaroach, where they tackle an array of quirky and thought-provoking topics. Episode 196 is packed with humour, insights, and lively debates that will keep you hooked from start to finish. Naming Your Kid "Sexy Redd" for $20 Million: The boys kick things off with a hilarious hypothetical discussion about the idea of naming a child "Sexy Redd" in exchange for $20 million. Listen as they weigh the pros and cons and get outside advice. OnlyFans as a Retirement Plan: TMT and Mayowa dive into the world of OnlyFans, exploring its potential as a viable retirement plan. The hosts discuss the platform's rise and the financial opportunities it presents. Remi Tinubu’s Smart Garden: The conversation takes a tech-savvy turn as the boys marvel at Remi Tinubu’s smart garden. They discuss the implications of smart technology in gardening and its impact on sustainability. Heineken Lokpobiri's Name Etymology: Ever wondered about the origi

Rainy week episode from 2/3rd of the funniest podcast from Nigeria. This week Mayowa and TMT break down the current version Lagos that they live in and have a lot of fun doing it.

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj for another ridic episode of Submaroach where they delve into a myriad of topics that blend humour, culture, and current events. Episode 194 is a whirlwind of laughter and insight you won't want to miss. 1. African Americans Dancing to Acrobats: The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the fascinating blend of African American dance styles with acrobatic performances. The boys share their thoughts on this dynamic and entertaining fusion. 2. Justin Timberlake’s Arrest: The hosts dive into the surprising news of Justin Timberlake’s recent arrest and the comical twist of his arresting officer not recognizing him. They also reflect on Timberlake’s evolving image over the past two decades. 3. Aging in Hip Hop: The boys tackle the topic of aging in the hip hop industry, exploring how some artists adapt and remain relevant while others struggle with the passage of time. 4. Honourifics for older Relatives: A humorous conversation about the cultural practice of usin

In this hilarious episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a wide array of topics guaranteed to entertain and inform. Episode 193 is packed with intriguing discussions and laugh-out-loud moments that you won’t want to miss. 1. Tinubu Takes a Tumble: The boys kick things off by discussing the recent incident where Nigerian President Tinubu fell at a parade. The hosts give their humorous takes and ponder the implications of such a public mishap. 2. Nostalgic Cinema: TMT delves into the world of African American filmmaking in the late 90s and early 2000s, sparked by his recent viewing of the film "Deliver Us from Eva." Expect a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis as he explores this vibrant era of cinema. 3. Dental Drama: Koj recounts his latest visit to the dentist, sharing his personal experiences and the quirky moments that made the trip memorable. 4. Midnight Crisis Radio: TMT talks about the latest episode of his Twitter Spaces radio show, "Midnight Crisis Radio.&qu

Join Koj, Mayowa, and TMT for an unfiltered and boundary-pushing episode of Submarine and a Roach. In this installment titled "A.I. Prostitution for Mature Minds Only," the trio dives headfirst into taboo topics and thought-provoking discussions that are not for the faint of heart. From the ethical considerations of advertising sex work to sharing personal experiences of sexual harassment, Koj and Mayowa open up about being “cat-called” with candour and humour. Brace yourself for candid revelations about TD Jakes' unexpected kinks and the rise of AI in the world of sex work. But the conversation doesn't stop there—TMT shares a jaw-dropping story of slapping a Yahoo boy, sparking a debate about clubbing etiquette and the consequences of crossing certain lines. As the episode unfolds, the hosts delve into music reviews, including a deep dive into Tems’ latest album and the surprising resurgence of country music, spearheaded by Shaboozy. Adding to the mix are Mayowa's reflections on ret

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened. First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures. But it’s not all serious talk—TMT’s new jeans spark a lively debate, and the guys delve into the unexpected revelation about your sexual orientation if you enjoy Suya. Plus, they ponder the significance of national anthems and the role they play in shaping identity. Koj brings a touch of introspection to the conversation as he discusses fatherhood, while the crew delves into the murky waters of inappropriate social media relationships between students and teachers. And of course, they couldn’t forget to discuss the latest in Nigerian music, including Ayra Star’s phenomenal new album and the rising prominence of female artists in Afrobeats. From politics to fashion

The boys are back in what promises to be another fantastic episo- Halfway through this recording the hosts of this podcasts were picked up back Government agents and taken to a secure location for questioning and interrogation. Again. They are in custody of the Federal republic of Nigeria and this episode definitely did not stop short because TMT's recording equipment failed, Enjoy the moments before that. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

New Episode alert!! TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies. The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour". The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin. After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta. This is followed by Mayowa getting cooked by political nepo baby twitter. There are also a lot of brilliant other bits to enjoy like trickle down wealth and a brief discussion on the film "Good Will Hunting." So sit down, relax and enjoy a mystical journey of banter brought to you by the men of the funniest podcast in Nigeria. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish. First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money spraying in the black diaspora, from African parties to American strip clubs. Prepare for laughs as Mayowa confesses his desire to spray dollars at his wedding, only to be met with resistance from his wife and brother who deemed it too razz for their taste. Meanwhile, Tmt's sister's attempt to play matchmaker leads to hilarity and awkwardness. The conversation takes a reflective turn as they discuss the economic realities of modern relationships, including the decline of side families due to financial co