Up Late With Oliver

We're back at it again! The boys are just casually discussing comic books and superhero mythology. Oliver has discovered sequential art and we're working on a new story. We're also hashing out our feelings 'bout the classics. Topics discussed include: preparation for being a cog, Nana Visitor, Lex Luthor’s diabolical floating rings, a cool weiner, Batman vs. Irishman, the key to the rubble, stupid heroes with cool hobbies, too many burly boys, reverse Galactus, and weiner touch weakness.

It's been a rough week, and our hearts are heavy. Tonight we sit down and put aside the normal goofball antics to talk through some fears. There's hope even in the darkest of times, and we'd encourage anyone who listens to our show to consider joining us in making a contribution to one of these reputable charities fighting for the rights of those affected: The Center For Reproductive Rights http://bit.ly/2fOrq8i The Boys and Girls Clubs of America: http://bit.ly/2eRP9Uj The Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund: http://bit.ly/2fOu522 The National Resource Defense Council: http://bit.ly/2fxxhQ6

We had an equipment malfunction that caused us to release this episode a week late, but it’s here and it’s almost like a retrospective of last week now! We talk about Halloween and the world series, both of which are boring old news in the face of the most controversial election in American history. But anyway here’s a bunch of dumb goofs about ghosts and home runs. Topics discussed include: almost famousness, ghost cannibalism, Satan facts, leprods, halloween lighting round, a bunch of monsters, Ollie Helps, world series fever, Best Of Baseball, winning strategies, and look us up at Target. If you’re a fan, maybe take a moment this week to tell a friend about our show, or give us a little ol’ review on iTunes.

Sorry if some of you experienced some minor confusion this past morning, listening to last week's podcast again... we weren't preparing for some typie of Manchurian Candidate suicide mission... yet. It's just some sort of podcast server goof up. and we're fixing it as we speak. If we sound a little more highfalutin than usual it’s probably because we recorded this episode hot on the heels of a trip to the ballet. Which is what we’re talking about tonight. We do a recap of Swan Lake followed by a short review. Along the way we talk a lot about kissing techniques. Topics discussed include: all the cars, tight little butts, medieval juggling, the prince’s mom, open mouths, DJ Al “Bart” Einstein the Turntable Wizard, stepdads from the future, and bad raps.

LIVE! FROM BED! The boys are both sick, so this one is kinda sloppy. We didn't do any pre-show writing or discussion, we just took some ibuprofen and dove in head first. We just kinda shoot the breeze for a while, then everything starts to come together and we end up with a brilliant new idea. Topics discussed include: being sick, dog fighting, deer fighting, animal mastery, Reggie the human, rattlegerms, velociraptor vs bees, and powdered wig burglary.

THIS JUST IN: we’re bringing you all the news that’s fit to podcast on an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest DAVID BRITTON! David is so funny that it fills us with white-hot comedic jealous rage, and he’s currently touring all over the midwest. Check out www.davidbrittoncomedy.com or follow him on twitter https://twitter.com/lazersaurus, plus you should be listening to his gut-bustingly funny podcast, History Bluffs on iTunes, and his album “Liberal Nerd Bullshit” is available at https://davidbritton.bandcamp.com/album/liberal-nerd-bullshit (with album art by Nathan P)! Topics discussed include: flatulence blame rhymes, How Dare You™, cup-related murder evasion techniques, acronyms within acronyms, Booty Man, black eyed jinx, Beaverwitched, grandpa’s pokey mans, a contagious voice problem, the Italian scat revival, wandering accents, Hulk Holganz’s Russian talking kangaroo, Booty McBooty with Scrum Tuggins at the Warped Tour, and Yellow Hair makes a few phone calls during the aftermath

It’s an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest Greg Welsh and this episode is all about questions! Oliver has questions for Greg, then we take audience questions in a special live segment. It’s gonna be a blast! Topics discussed include: wolf milk, Farrokh Bulsara’s cool guy nickname, hidden burps, comedy measurements, slippery slope, netflix for garbage, southern Morrissey, kangaroo density, Santa Claus chestburster, King of the Bees, Schroedinger Heffley, radioactive church, Steve Jobs moral bank robbery, and stones vs beetles.

It’s an historic episode of Up Late With Oliver, possibly the first podcast ever to feature an interview between two father-and-son teams! We talk to comedian Lucas Murphy and his son Madigan about school and video games, and then get interrupted by a couple of religious types trying to convert us to a religion so new, it only exists in the distant future! Topics discussed include: night school in the morning, working blue, how to say everything disturbingly, gas station bookstore, the stinky book, mining without the craft, can crusher noise pollution, the Church of Awesome People, Boptg and Bob, The Rock “Jesus” Johnson, Fasho Geurrero the Money Makin’ Meter Man, teeth in your butthole, Doom doom, salty root beer, Swedish Chef gender assignment, sweet forehead abs, homunculus heaven, gold dust vs Gold Dust, and Iron Sheik The Baptist The Comet.

We're back with a diamond medal award-winning episode! Tonight on the show we take you through a little guided meditation, then olympic fever takes Up Late by storm. Topics discussed include: hotdogs and asses, King Tut penis hugs, baby duck man suit, snail murder most foul, sasquatch adoption, laundry perjury, threatening messages from dolphins, deleting is a kind of editing, not a fan of beef, the brown medal, Oliver's review of the Smurfs movie, the bum's rush event, cat fart, computer explosion contest, cheating strategies, and futbol vs. superball. (Also, a quick bit of news: in case you noticed, yes we did miss a week. And now this is us announcing that at least for the time being, we're switching to an every-other-week show schedule. Oliver just started 3rd grade this week and we've both been so busy we have to focus on non-goof related work. WE LOVE YOU!)

Tonight on the show we discuss some current events from the world of politics and entertainment then sit down for an interview with Bernard Johns from Salem Massachusets to talk about his amazing business “Witchbusters”. Topics discussed include: Live if we’re good enough, smacked in the wiener, just a puppy eating marshmellows, saving a lizard from a volcano, New York New York New York, the Kid’s Choice Award to the city, JoJo Bonvoyage, cylinder dogs, impossibly big noses, this stupid maniac fight, Peach Dragon, closet cauldron, human soul garbage, 100th cousins, lizard spell, and goin’ waterboarding. Don’t forget to rate and review us on iTunes, and visit www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our sponsorship rewards!

Join the boys for a special "No Rules, Just Right" celebration of our southern hemisphere fanbase! That's right folks; head on down to the bottle-o and fill that esky chockers because we're getting deep into Australian culture, fair dinkum. Topics discussed include: Nathan P. Wallaby, that crocodile's got a knife, oi noi, Ollie Ollie Ollie, mouth sounds, F.0., probably presenting the world's hardest biscuits, Weet Bix Hay Bricks, non-Australian toast, going hard on Tim Tams, one bite ant, a culture of prison food, sippin' lizards, koala Tim Tam Cram, kangaroo cereal pouch, glaring omissions in the Sonic the Hedgehog erotic fan art scene, wait that's beavers, clockwise flushing, Ladies And Gentlemen, going to bed sauce, and the worst snack mashup.

The second half of our recap of our favorite moments thus far, including never-before-released material from the cutting room floor! Plus we're still talking about our pledge drive, but we promise it's not obnoxious. Next Monday we're back with a brand new adventure, but in the meantime head on over to www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver

We're taking a break from the normal show format to celebrate some of the greatest moments from our show so far! Join us as we relive the highlights from our first five episodes, reflect on how far we've come and what new cuss words we've learned. We're also taking this opportunity to debase ourselves by groveling for money like those nerds on public radio! Up Late With Oliver will always (ALWAYS) be a free show, but if you're one of those suckers who's willing to pay for a free thing, you can sponsor our show for real! Just go to https://www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our member rewards!

Once again the boys are here to delight audiences worldwide with their thrilling and exciting adventures! Oliver talks a little about visiting church and what the music there is like, and then we sit down with a special guest whose story is almost too incredible to believe! Topics discussed include: Oliver's new hobby, treasure church, bowling ball manufacturing, the war betwixt the Georgias, toucan name demographics, four Rebeccas, a little pecking beak, a sewer chomping accident, Pootie Tong from the village of Kong, Roy Biv, robber for a day, getting crazy with pizza, a good guy, a script, Senior Toucan, loose basement money, News and Reviews, and all that other junk.

Tonight on the show Oliver and Nathan do some speculative screenwriting for a major hollywood sci-fi blockbuster! Thrills! Lasers! Fighting! Poop jokes! Fair use parody of copyrighted material! Plus we talk a little about the Big Ten ...Commandments, that is. Lots of smash cuts and talk about eye contact. Topics discussed include: the man country, manager vs. janitor, that brown guy, Tootoo Pong, patricidal confusion, dressing like a lady/dressing like a wookie, Jedi potty training, double sound effects, more patricidal confusion, Solo soup, acid toots, bad guy deathbed conference call, the leader of the pack, The Force Completes The Puzzle, mathematical solutions to morality, five lives, a scripture reading, You Will Suffer In Pain With Your Dogs Licking You, the diva god, gross commandments, The Lord's building code, and some really difficult rules to follow.

It's a big world, full of mysteries. Things that can't be explained. Things that shan't be explained. UNTIL NOW! Tonight on Up Late With Oliver we explore one of the greatest cryptozoological mysteries of the 20th century. Plus, we run down school policies on what to do for every possible emergency, and even some impossible emergencies. Topics discussed include: Beyond Normal With Oliver, Chicken Doodleface, growback underwear, into the golf cart, Drool Man starring Michael Caine and Harrison Ford, like-minded men, Larry Henchmanbutt, the Moses origin story, a metal net, poisonal gas, plague of locust vacation, someone forgot to write “squirt”, hammer tiger defense methods, a school-sized time machine, not-that-bad meteor injuries, burger king blood money, blowing up Hitler’s corpse, the local bomb bank, and Ragnarok. Theoretically brought to you by Super Pee Pee Time and Derby City Chop Shop

Wake up, grab that coffee, and start your morning with the Up Late With Oliver Morning Zoo Crew! This week we’re taking calls, looking for The Phrase That Pays, getting that mattress money, then scoring a very exclusive interview with the Earth’s largest naturally occurring satellite! So crank it up, laugh it up, and tell your friends to help us kill the animals of justice! Topics discussed include: Yoyo and The Turd, the speed of light, baseless accusations of homosexuality, The Phrase That Pays, some big news about a new sponsor, wrestling a gorilla without your mother finding out, the bosom of Abraham, 700 layers of poison foam, The Moon can’t spell, a pet dinosaur, astronaut tickling, a tree’s favorite drink, a vacation at the North Pole, James Bond’s owl, a very confusing school nurse, a sleep so deep you wake up in the past, judging heavenly bodies based on the cleanliness their bathrooms, Mr. Moon vs. Ms. Moon, rich dad’s grocery store windfall, a hot butt gets cut, and nasty stinky poopy poop.. All br

This one got pretty weird, you guys. An experimental cold open, a lot of made up words and names, I don’t know what to tell you. Nathan signs up for a very shady improv class, and Oliver explains the history of Frankenstein’s Monster. Topics discussed include: the improv bursar’s office, comedy master Beer Padoodle, punch/kick/chomp/pee, the fortune of the egg, where’s my nurple, say “ya”, dentist’s office drinking contest, pom trees, using people as furniture, Einstein vs. Frankenstein, Blue Dude, comedy puke, and GGGGGG Appletree.

BREAKING NEWS! Up Late With Oliver Action News is on the scene at home and abroad, bringing you the hottest and most breakingest stories as they break. And boy oh boy, they just keep on breakin’. This week we do some hardcore investigative journalism, then we hammer out some of the details on our million-dollar idea. Topics discussed include: the new military colonel, a very confusing top story, KFC Junior, New York City Hall, Beijing ice cream crisis, Leroy Leroy Esquire: Simple Country Possum Lawyer, Rest Sfitfs Bruin Company, Alvin and Woowoo’s Miracle Root Brain Tonic, Atari Grabber, Benjamin Franklin vs. the Mole Men, million dollar tower salesmen, and Nathan’s Childhood Chicago Memories, LLC.

How does one 7 year-old get himself into so many amazing situations? This week Oliver recounts his close encounter with extraterrestrials, plans an adventure through the 4th dimension, makes a startling discovery, and educates us on the latest medical treatments. Topics discussed include: alien nose experiments, well-healthy dogs, Kapoopieface, Curiosity Rover Yard Sale, closing your puberty loop, cowboy crisis on infinite Olivers, Beethoven vs Beethoven, hug Hitler, a weirdo with glasses, motors that aren't motors, a wild Musk appears, Honey Butt Cheerio, aggressive doctoring, Tack Resyatree, Hungry Hungry Hippocrates, Lowe's canker sore lifehacks, medical news from 2038, stickittothemanitis, and diabeatles.