Up Late With Oliver

Tragedy strikes Up Late With Oliver! Ollie is in danger and we're bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage as the crisis unfolds! Pop some popcorn, gather your family around the podcast listening device, and send us all your good vibes as we work our way through the show's biggest challenge yet! Topics discussed include: something's wrong with Oliver, a narwhal, very specific allergies, bear views on vaccination, a good enough imagination, Pinball Wizarding the Grinch, a non-handicap accessible well, tape measures mistaken for rulers, get your bow and arrow, Psychic Bass Pro Shop, fancy diamond arrows, fight or literal flight, Up Early With Oliver, spooning advantages, Uncle Josh, and defenestration.

We're back with another thrilling episode! We kick things off with an exclusive sneak peek at a much anticipated PBS documentary series, then we discuss ghosts, then things kinda go off the rails as we try to get a podcasting rivalry going. Also we get progressively more southern as we get more confrontational. Topics discussed include: the shortest episode ever, Sal Turbles, what to do with my old pogs, posessed by a ghost, the evilest tea in the world, where dog poop goes, what is a ghost, unfinished sandwiches, Tony Barullio, when are we gonna get Bernie on the show, a fake Barack, scared of his own feet, stealing a bank, all scratched up by a tiger, shoes on boobs, the wrong day to cosplay the blue man group, the scrapple industry, a boy named (fart noise), and a very vicious rumor about Joe Rogan.

Spring break is over! Ollie is back on American soil! Nathan is back to going to bed at a reasonable hour! Up Late with Oliver is back in your podcast listening devices! Oliver's little sister helps us judge some theoretical fights, then later his mom visits the studio and helps us plan our prison escape. Topics discussed include: pool rules overlooked by the Village People, Nathan's love of chaos, the wiener void, Sanders vs. Trump, a bigoted opinion on Spiderman, dessert planet, an Oliver-proof dragon, Hello Kitty's secret animal rights violations, Snoopy vs. jalepeno, that stuff that you spit out and you're not stuposta swallow, the Heathcliff lightning round dynasty, jingle writing, dollhouses, a jailhouse dungeon mixer, a self-sustaining murder cycle, prison sentence structure, Honorable Judge Warrior, the swirlie murder loophole, gym teacher prison break, Big Peep, what happened to our old lady money, and Up Late With Olivier.

Oliver has gone on holiday but the hustle must go on, live via satellite! This week's show is a mini-sode wherein your boys get down to brass tacks and don't waste time getting to the heart of the matter. Oliver reports from the scene at Spring Break and talks politics, then we chat about bed bugs. Topics discussed include: The Canadian Basketball Anthem, sunshine and beach babes, boats and trains that have haunted Nathan's dreams, Oliver running wild all over his grandmother, a state-of-the-art safedangerous robot lion, membership roles within roving zoo gangs, robot lion vs the zoo gangs, anarchy in Canada, Treeson Boxingdoor, the reason we want sponsors, bedbugs vs Bed Bugs, unfortunate boardgame nomenclature, the hidden meaning behind Hungry Hungry Hippos, diabeetus, and Husker Du The Motion Picture. Don't forget: there are so many ways to engage with our content online and through social media! Follow us on Twitter @oliveruplate Send fan mail or questions for the show to uplatewitholiver@gmail.com Send y

A quick warning to sensitive listeners: this week's episode contains some strong language. It's all in good fun but we do a fair amount of swearing. I'm talking real deal, R Rated, Parental Advisory Explicit Swears. We warned you. The boys are back, suckers! The pilot was a hit, so we bought better equipment and made a website. This one is a real doozy. Nathan talks about drinking. Oliver talks about cussing. Topics discussed include: born to drink booze, a one-pack of Pabst, what things are roots, fighting the drunkness, a word from our sponsors, dinosaur flatulence, all of the Olivers, son of a bitch theories, the word that gets you detention, three days to do something good, billionaires exposed as millionaires, elaborate scatological revenge for being hit with a hamburger, an even more disturbing scenario involving urine, when a wizard comes to earth, Doctor Dre's crappy Cribs episode, a boar pit for ducks, a horse so ugly that it makes you swear, and the whole Satan Family Hell System.

Here it is, the pilot episode of Up Late With Oliver! Oliver Woodard is seven years old, Nathan P. Woodard is thirty-four. Together they're discussing the issues that matter most and you're invited to join them every week as they take on life as father and son.