Off The Vine With Kaitlyn Bristowe

Elyse Myers, best known as the girl who paid for 100 tacos on the most awkward first date ever and who also makes hilarious videos of her husband “not watching” The Bachelorette, joins Kaitlyn to recap this week’s episode of Michelle’s season! But before they get to that, they dive into how the hell the taco situation came to be, how she got out alive, how she gets herself in all of these ridiculous situations, and how she met her husband at the meat counter and immediately knew he was “the one” because he was dressed in “house clothes”. Then they jump into discussing the absolute mess that is Jamie on this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, including how he thought if he closed his eyes nobody could see him. Elyse’s husband has some final words for Peter and it’s all wrapped up with a “1” to “Taco” rating on some vino-submitted awkward moments. You can find Elyse Myers on IG @elyse_myers and on TikTok at @elysemyers CHINET - Chinet Brand makes premium disposable tableware for all of life’s gatherings. Vi

A woman whose personality might be larger than even her hair, H to the damn to the D, Hannah Dasher joins Kaitlyn for an interview that is packed full of big laughs by both. Hannah’s confidence and witty sense of humour is almost too much to handle as she catches Kaitlyn off guard with some of her hilarious responses and pokes fun at herself for all that she’s been through to get to where she is today - a “badass” female country artist says Rolling Stone. But some may know her by her cooking first before her singing. Her extremely popular cooking video series “Stand By Your Pan” on TikTok (filmed in the cutest of cute kitchens which she shares who it belongs to) dishes up the most delicious Southern-style recipes but that is not always what she was cooking and eating. There was a time she was living off of bologne and PB&J sandwiches as that is all she could afford while living in an attic on a mattress working towards her dreams, never giving up and prioritizing being able to pay her hardworking band. We

Everyone loves a comeback, so our friend Lo is back on the mic (notes in hand) to redeem himself after the hot mess that was the last recap he did with Kaitlyn. The two of them first recap their rollercoaster of a day together in Nashville which consisted of fancy tequila shots, a nice outdoor fire, and Kaitlyn sobbing in the fetal position. Then, it’s time to get into the second episode of Michelle’s season. Is Kaitlyn smarter than a 5th grader? Does Lo know what a hypotenuse is? What does MVP stand for? Is going to Harvard equivalent to being vegan? We’re diving into all of these important questions and many more. Lo goes through his detailed notes on each contestant and describes why most of them are vanilla sundaes who should be sent home ASAP. They wrap with a quiz that proves Lo’s notes were NOT stolen from a fellow classmate. If you love slam poetry and pinky toes, this one’s for you.  Find Lo on Instagram @stylelvr and listen to his podcast The Lo Life!  BEAM ORGANICS - Get the sleep of yo

Best selling author, speaker, business leader, cancer survivor and one of the leading photographers in the country, Alyssa Rosenheck joins Kaitlyn to discuss major life pivots, following your heart and inspiring creative courage. After she was diagnosed with cancer, Alyssa’s life took a 180 in the career path she was on when she realized that she was living to work and not working to live. She went from a very corporate career working for Fortune 100 companies where she felt like she had to hide her femininity in order to be seen for her knowledge and not her looks, to an extremely creative and successful career in photography… and she literally had never picked up a professional camera before. Alyssa claims to not have had a creative bone in her body until she dug deep and realized how therapeutic living a life of passion really was even when you are turned down at times. She is an inspiration for all those who are struggling to make a career change and a reminder to follow your dreams. And maybe don’t follo

Kaitlyn has Jason join her to recap the premier episode of Michelle’s season of The Bachelorette since he made an “appearance” on the episode anyways! The obvious hot topic being the discovery by Kaitlyn and Tayshia of the folder of “Bachlorette” do’s, don’ts and strategic plans researched by Ryan… and maybe a friend’s sister’s aunt’s cousin who also helped put them together? But numbers guy and terrible-name-rememberer, Jason, reveals his own spreadsheet notes he made on Becca’s season while Kaitlyn says her diary basically just read “I’m going to get engaged!!!!”. The two recap the array of limo entrances the guys prepared for Michelle, why the heck it was so dang bright during the rose ceremony, how far they think Joe might go after ghosting Michelle and the massive flight of stairs Michelle had to climb an endless amount of times. The two also finally give an update on their wedding plans... and Jason leaves everyone hanging with what seems like a must hear confession. You can find Jason on IG at @jason_

Kaitlyn finally has the opportunity to return to in-studio while she’s home in Nashville for a longer stint of time than she has been in months! She kicks off in-studio with a bang with none other than Kristin Cavallari, who most know from her days on Laguna Beach, The Hills and more recently, Very Cavallari. Although she rarely does interviews, Kristin is an open book during her chat with Kaitlyn and the two share some major laughs through it all. She shares all about the difficulty separating from her ex-husband Jay Cutler, navigating co-parenting of their 3 children, dating (including her ex), checking those DMs, running her successful jewelry company Uncommon James, how she sets boundaries with toxic people and all the things she gets up to on her weeks without the kids. Of course a convo with Kristin would not be complete without a little reminiscing of her highschool days, how she originally got cast on Laguna Beach, how she felt like she was not portrayed accurately and where things stand with L.C - th

The King and Queen of Paradise are gracing us with their presence to catch us up on what life has been like since they left the beach. Joe and Serena are spilling the deets on when they plan to move in together (and where), what it was like watching the show back as a couple, and what has surprised them most about the other since entering the real world. Kaitlyn asks a question we all had while watching that beautiful engagement: how was Serena not sweating her butt off?! Or, was she? Serena fills us in on what we didn’t get to see in the Bachelor in Paradise finale. We wrap with the Newly-Engaged Game, because these cuties aren’t newlyweds just yet. Even with one-half of this couple struggling with a sinus infection, they truly are everything you saw on screen and more!  BEAM - If you want to sleep better and save 35% off your first month, head to beamorganics.com/offthevine.  CHINET - Chinet Brand makes premium disposable tableware for all of life’s gatherings. Visit mychinet.com to find out more. GEI

Walker Hayes, most recognized as of late for his smash hit “Fancy Like”, which reached number one on Billboard's Country charts in 2021, joins Kaitlyn to give everyone a solid dose of down to earth. With his laid back attitude, relaxing Southern accent, living in the suburbia of suburbia, wearing the same clothes for days in a row, while eating a grilled cheese (and Applebee's) - it’s the reality check we all need. The joy is the time spent with his family and none of the “bells and whistles” that come with fame. Walker talks about life as a father of 6, how unexpected the success and attention for “Fancy Like” has been and the larger than life “stage” of social media. He shares that the most fun has been sharing the success with his family, especially his teenage daughter who made the viral TikTok video with him on a whim one day when she just needed to dance! Walker also openly shares about his sobriety journey, how AA meetings have saved his life countless times and the difficult loss of his daughter, Oakl

It’s been a while since Kaitlyn and Becca caught up, and it’s perfect timing since the entire world (including KB) is dying to know what exactly went down between Becca and Thomas on and off the beaches of Paradise. How did Becca’s casual hot girl summer turn into finding the man she may possibly spend the rest of her life with!? We’re getting all the details, including what happened after they left the beach, what was on Becca’s laundry list of questions for a potential suitor, and how the two spent their time in hiding… turns out, it’s not so easy to hide when you’re a gentle giant of a man. Becca and Kaitlyn also share their thoughts on the other final couples of Paradise and take sides on the ole’ Friends debate; is it okay to hook up with someone when you’re “on a break?” Remember, Vinos, Mercury is in fact in retrograde, so be careful out there. We have to go “file some paperwork,” but we’ll see you next week. You can find Becca on Instagram @bkoof! CANVA - Design like a pro with Canva Pro! Go to Canva.

Kaitlyn sits down for a long overdue Zoom catch up with extremely talented, Grammy nominated artist, Cassadee Pope! Speaking of Zoom, Cassadee shares how her fears of writing music over Zoom rather than in person have definitely disappeared as she’s written her new album throughout the pandemic - although both KB and Cassadee are looking forward to connecting with their fans on tour ASAP. They bond over their mutual love of Nashville and share their fave things to do in the city (and plan a future hangout), but also speak on how much it’s changed over the years… watch out for those pedal tours! Kaitlyn and Cassadee share tips on overcoming comparison culture and making space for everyone to succeed, how vulnerability can be used as a strength, and how they both stay grounded (sometimes literally). We love this human “bean” (even though sometimes she does something strange on stage) and know the Vinos will, too! Check out her new album “Thrive” on October 15th and follow Cassadee on Instagram @cassadeepope. A

Andrew S joins Kaitlyn all the way from his very own tropical paradise where he currently is on vacay with his group of BFF “lover boys” from his time on The Bachelorette. Kaitlyn pulls out all of her Barbara Walters moves to have Andrew share who he’s currently crushing on (extreme blushing and all) within the Bachelor franchise as well as a second confession that is about to give Matt James a run for his money. For all of his sports success, Andrew is as humble as they come, preferring the European “work to live” way of life rather than the American hustle of “live to work”. He wants to be more than just basic B lovers with his future partner by ensuring it’s always extra special and giving it 110%. Perhaps we will see him on the future beaches of Paradise (if his mom lets him) or nobody will be mad if this gem of a man is our next Bachelor. Don’t worry you won’t have a hard time finding him as he provides exactly “where you can find him”. JENNI KAYNE - Go to jennikayne.com and get 15% off your first order

Get ready, WWE and Dancing with the Stars fans, because today on the pod Kaitlyn is sitting down with superstar Mike "The Miz" who brings the energy everywhere he goes, from the ring to the dance floor. After getting roasted for her podcast setup, Kaitlyn and Mike dive into the craziness of being a parent (and getting your butt kicked by a 3 year old), open up about their respective relationships, and speak to the challenges of dancing against a million professionals. The two bond over having parts of their body hurt that they didn’t even know could hurt after training for the DWTS stage. One bonus of staying put in LA to dance his butt off: Mike has had the chance to tuck his daughters in at night (and to build them doll houses of course). The Miz answers some listener questions from the vinos before giving a unique confession that Kaitlyn didn’t see coming. We’ll be rooting for you, Mike!! Find Mike on Instagram @MikeTheMiz and text “MIZ” to 21523 to get those votes in. APARTMENTS.COM - The most popular pla

The lady of the week, or maybe only the day, Robyn Schall joins Kaitlyn to discuss her designer head-to-toe monochrome outfit inspired by BFF Kim K’s Met Gala bank robber chic gown. The outfit has taken the world and NYC corner stores, elevators and subways by storm and Robyn is riding the high of life in between binge watching all of her favorite reality TV shows including Bachelor in Paradise. Robyn shares her hilarious take on the storms a brewin’ on the beaches, whose love seems real, that she went to elementary school with Dr. Joe and how she never needs to see anyone eat food off of anyone else’s body ever again. And Kaitlyn has a very important question for her, to which she answers HELL YES! The episode is wrapped up by a guest segment with Walaa, a Color Therapist, who gives Kaitlyn some fun spiritual insight on the meaning behind colors and what she believes Kaitlyn’s wedding colors should be…! Go to https://color-ways.com/color-energy-reading/ and use the code "OFFTHEVINE" for 10% OFF a Color readi

Did you ever think you’d meet someone through a wall, fall in love through a wall and get engaged through a wall? Giannina a.k.a. Gigi definitely did not but that is exactly what happened for her in her pursuit of love on “Love is Blind”! Unfortunately, she was left at the altar by her fiancé, Damian… but there was some relief in that. Gigi joins Kaitlyn to share all the behind the scenes juicies of this “experiment” she signed up for, how much time the cast actually spent sequestered in those isolated rooms without windows not knowing what time it was or how long they had spent talking with their “soul mate” AND if her relationship with Damian was truly as dramatic as it seemed on TV. Gigi shares her passions as a “Soulpreneur”, how she is listening to signs from the Universe and that she truly believes in “faking it until you make it”. She also clarifies the extremely awkward situation of Damian bringing Francesca (from “Too Hot To Handle”) to the After the Altar reunion…  You heard it here first!! I’m

The baddest beach of Paradise and future cartoon character, Demi Burnett, joins Kaitlyn to talk all things Bachelor in Paradise! There has definitely been a lot of human trash can behavior on our screens recently, so Kaitlyn and Demi break down what exactly went down this week between the couples of Paradise, especially Brendan and Piper. Demi opens up about what it’s been like to be on national TV since the age of 23, why she thinks your favorites are actually the fakest, and what she’s looking for in her next relationship. And, Demi’s confession gives us some behind-the-scenes insight of her time on Paradise that we never knew we needed #babyCarl. This episode wraps up with an incredible Pump Your Tires segment featuring Jenn, an Indigineous woman and owner of Cheekbone Beauty, an amazing brand that Kaitlyn recently realized she’s already been repping on our TV screens.You can find Demi on Instagram @demi_not_lovato and Cheekbone Beauty @cheekbonebeauty! GREEN CHEF - Go to GreenChef.com/vine100 and use code

THE Derek Hough joins Kaitlyn to inspire us all to JUST DANCE (cue Gaga) and... be extremely productive with our time! Derek is like the male version of Beyoncé and seems to have unlimited hours in a day to perform numerous dances, while dance training others, choreographing dances, making hilarious pelvis thrusting videos that we can never unsee, caring for his doggies, winning a record-breaking 6 mirrorballs, bringing a new show “Derek Hough: No Limit” to Vegas AS WELL AS returning as a judge on the next season of DWTS. PHEW! But in times of stress and overwhelm, instead of asking himself “Why is this happening TO me?” he asks himself “Why is this happening FOR me?”... except when it comes to the "unseen dealbreaker"... nobody wants that to happen to them. Kaitlyn reminisces with Derek about her time on DWTS, that damn Cruella wig and her first born child, her mirrorball. Derek confesses one of his most embarrassing on-stage moments and that his girlfriend has turned him into a Bachelor superfan with a very

Ashley, Jared, and baby Tommy Pickles (we’ll explain) are on the mic today to talk pregnancy updates, their soon-to-launch business together, and get into this week’s double dose of Bachelor in Paradise! Consider this episode the start of a very long baby shower, as Aunt Kaitlyn gets ready to welcome Ashley and Jared’s baby boy. Even though pregnancy hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing for the couple, Ashley reveals why she loves Jared more than ever and why she thinks Jason is definitely going to ace the dad game. We all know that the beaches of Paradise are VERY meaningful to our guests, so they, along with KB, have plenty to say about what happened on our screens this week between exes, new romances, and clout chasers. One thing is for sure: no one on Paradise or any season of the franchise can begin to compare to Kaitlyn’s group of men. Ashley, Jared, and Kaitlyn then enter confession territory where we find out what goes into conceiving a baby and how they themselves were conceived wayyy back in the day,

The OG Influencer and one of Hollywood’s “most notable troublemakers”, Perez Hilton, joins Kaitlyn to spill the celebri-tea on… the new leaf he’s turned over for himself?!! Perez has had his fair share of controversies in the media as well as lawsuits over the past decade+ but he’s been using the past couple of years to change the way he sees things, the way he reports on celebrity goss and he shares that he has even removed certain words from his vocabulary. He shares with Kaitlyn how he realizes he was a huge part of the problem and fuelled the fire in many instances, especially with the entire #FREEBritney movement which Kaitlyn and him deep dive into discussing. He hasn’t changed everything though - Perez being Perez, takes over the first part of the interview asking Kaitlyn alllll the questions about her life on her own podcast, including Jason’s close call when he was hit by a car. Perez is a busy single father of 3 and he proves he has had zero time for a personal life via his "rusty" confession... Yo

A smoke bro and a smoke show join together on the mic to dive deep into the dumpster fire that is Bachelor in Paradise. But first, we obviously need a professional stylists’ opinion on the new Dew apparel edit, so Lo breaks down his thoughts on the coziest line of Dew goodies yet. We’re all about self-love and dewin’ you at Dew, and Lo is most definitely feeling his new mom status in his Dew sweatsuit. Stay tuned for an Instagram fashion show! When it comes to Paradise, Lo is brand spanking new to this part of the franchise, and he shares all of his thoughts on the cast of characters this season including Boom Boom Room Blondie, Southern Belle, and Chasen Chad. Plus, we finally learn why Tia refers to her hoo-haw as a china pot through a very revealing voice note, and Tammy joins Kaitlyn to explain what we didn’t get to see on screen. CHINET - Visit mychinet.com to find out more GEICO - Go to Geico.com, get a quote, and see how much YOU could save. It’s GEICO-easy!  JENNI KAYNE - Find your forever pieces

All hail “The Corn”!!! Kaitlyn has Courtney Parchman, most widely known as “Average Fashion Blogger” a.k.a. Corny, join her on Off the Vine after receiving the most hilarious Cameo video from her as a gift and since becoming one of her #1 fans. Corny’s short and hilarious social media bits (including one with Pilot Pete) started as a joke making fun of fashion bloggers for her friends but they went viral on her College campus and have since gained her a massive following on both TikTok and Instagram and all of it is helping get her foot in the acting door which is her end goal. Corny shares what her Bachelor limo entrance would be, more about the writing, practicing and perfecting of comedy (a side of it we all forget takes place to really make it happen) and she opens up about a very toxic relationship she had with food which led to the removal of part of her stomach. The interview ends with a hilarious 5 second rule that Corny fails miserably and the hot beef breath is something no one can unsee. You can f