Reality Blows

It’s here! The final crept up on us and we couldn’t be more delighted. SNOW, QUITTERS, INJURIES, SOLIDIFIED LEGACIES! These are all things PACKED into this fantastic final of the 35th season of The Challenge! WINNERS ARE REVEALED!!! Tune in next week for our discussion of the reunion! Join our Patreon!: Patreon.com/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast.com Rate us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts!

On today’s pod, we talk about alpacas, Lily vs Ralph, and what you should do with your memorabilia in the basement. Plus, some joke premises from the kids we taught over the spring semester and remembering that we actually do like to watch standup. With our breakdown of reality television watched this week, we get a little political during our review of CBS’s Tough As Nails and share our final thoughts on season 28 of Survivor. This and more on this episode! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

It's the 15th episode of TOTAL MADNESS! The final is ALMOST here!! Did Bananas keep 3 promises in one single episode? Is Nelson the sweetest man/uncle alive?? All of these questions are answered on this week's recap of The Challenge! Give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts! NEW PATREON!!! Patreon.com/RealityBlows @RealityBlowsPod IG:RealityBlowsPodcast @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

On today’s pod, we talk about Ashley’s embarrassment over the most recent Patreon episode, a whale siting, picking out plants, and remodeling The Club House. Plus Ash has a new obsession with Facebook Marketplace and Nick is in a dark place, in general. And, as far as television goes, our faith in reality tv is being restored with a specific Survivor season. This and more on this episode! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

This is a recap of The Challenge: Total Madness episode 14. Double elimination episode! Three people don’t have red skulls: Bayleigh, Kyle, and Josh. Who will be sent home and who will be cleared to run TJ’s final? This episode had TWO very heart warming scenes and some quality male friendship interactions to boot. Plus, The Nelson Redemption™️ tour continues and WE LOVE ANEESA. Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

On today’s pod, we’ve got a new food obsession, Ash went on a solo journey to the beach and saw dolphins, and Nick got a Kindle. This episode of Reality Blows comes in hot and gets a PG-13 rating for cussing alone. We’ve fully settled in to life on the New Jersey shore and now we just eat fat clams and talk shit about sea gulls all day. Plus we watched the HOTTEST show on Netflix, Floor is Lava, and are still diehard Stewart fans on Labor of Love. Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

This is a recap of The Challenge: Total Madness episode 13. It’s a ladies elimination week, which means love lines and past franchise alliances are tested. Three gals left don’t have red skulls: Miss Missouri, Miss MMA, and Miss Marlboro, which one will go in to elimination? And someone has sausage fingers, there’s a possible new member of TYB and Ashley swears she saw Fessy eating chips. Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Medical maladies, surprise presents, and a herd of bison, this episode of Reality Blows is slightly unhinged! Adjusting to life on the New Jersey shore, Ash tried to get in shape and Nick goes to his first doctor’s appointment in a decade. Plus we went on a Six Flags safari adventure, even though we promised each other never to return to those cursed lands (check out episode 053), and saw brown bears being cute as hell while wondering if they wanted to eat us. Oh, and Renovation Island! Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

This is a recap of The Challenge: Total Madness episode 12. It’s getting down to the wire, folks! As Rogan said, this is when it starts to get weird. With a little more time to edit, MTV has managed to cut Dee out while maintaining story lines. There are fights, romances we wish we saw more of, and Fessy keeps eating chips. Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

We're back and we're taking personality tests on today's podcast! Hear us try and read into a microphone! Listen to us debate whether or not our results matter! Plus, we watched the premiere of Double Shot At Love season 2. Also, we still really like Labor of Love. Let's do it!! Patreon.com/RealityBlows RealityBlowsPodcast.com RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod IG:RealityBLowsPodcast @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

This is a recap of The Challenge: Total Madness episode 11. We address MTV and the firing of Dee at the beginning. Last night’s episode was highly edited and therefor lacked a lot of explanatory scenes which would have provided information for the major plot lines. We recap what we saw: people wanting red skulls, a female elimination, and one well-timed sheet mask. *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows https://www.RealityBlowsPodcast.com RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

On this episode, we contemplate possible new lives in new cities, have a long discussion about bikes, and describe the trials and tribulations of getting tested for COVID-19. Plus a ton of reality television talk. Specifically, HGTV shows like Home Town, a Netflix show called Selling Sunset, and of course more Labor of Love. Also!! We have found the best episode of reality television ever produced and we want to share it with you. Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast.com RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Burger King, questioning what counts as Challenge canon, and the spelling of “Marlboro,” this is a recap of The Challenge: Total Madness episode 10. This week is a guys elimination and some are feeling the pains of not having a red skull. Who will make Tribunal? Who will the house nominate to go in? And who is Josh’s best friend? This and more on today’s pod! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

*SENDING LOVE TO YOU ALL DURING THIS HEARTBREAKING TIME* On today’s episode, we talk adventures in Blue Apron, dad jeans, and roast comedy shows. Ashley asks listeners to play her in Word With Friends (AshBroRob3) PLUS our thoughts on the 2nd episode of Labor of Love and Haircut Night in America. Also, we finally answer the question: Who Is Larry? Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

A New bar, unholy actions, and love for Josh, this is a recap of The Challenge: Total Madness episode 9. We struggle to understand whether someone has a bad political game or if the confusion we feel is the result of bad editing, more Cup of Noodles talk, and Nick does a pretty good Josh impersonation. PLUS A DOUBLE FEMALE ELIMINATION and TJ thinks everyone is a loser. Listen to our recap to find out what happened this week. Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Labor of Love + Life Update We’re in New Jersey and we’re eating all the snacks. Lily’s here with us, partying all night and sleeping all day — classic teen behavior. We decided to put down the donuts and the Bubbly and watch a new reality show on Fox called Labor of Love. Will the fact that the host is Kristin Davis from Sex and the City impress us? What does the general public think of this new show? And what is a fiddle leave fig? This and more on today’s pod!

Fresh cotton pads, milk carton jokes, and weekly alliances, this is a recap of The Challenge: Total Madness episode 8. Nelson continues to entertain and the editing of the show has us confused. PLUS A DOUBLE ELIMINATION and TJ thinks something is “sick.” Listen to our recap to find out what happened this week. Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

What a week! We watched the Too Hot to Handle reunion, The Survivor finale, 1/2 of Big Brother 10, and the first episode of Listen to Your Heart. Ashley went to a Zoom wedding, and we hosted two graduation shows for kid-comedians over there weekend! Also, Nick has new facial hair and we talk about the bummer Southern Charm news. This and more on today’s pod! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast.com RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

A roller coaster of emotions, struggles for red skulls, and a cup of noodles, this is a recap of The Challenge: Total Madness episode 7. We finally learn more about Kaycee, Nelson continues to make an ass of himself, and a challenger not on the show makes an appearance. Listen to our recap to find out what happened this week. Enjoy! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Head’s up! We can’t stop talking about masks. We went into Manhattan, sat on a New Jersey beach, and watched two new (to us) reality shows. Plus, we continue to talk about the gift of Survivor, Nick rates a podcast, and Ash reads a text from her mom. This and more on today’s pod! *NEW* PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/join/realityblows RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato