Beatnik Turtle's Encore Song Of The Day

Remember those kids who always got away with all sorts of crazy stuff? That wasn't us. This song's dedicated to our meddling parents...

This is a demo of the song of the same name from Beatnik Turtle's first album.

Originally a minimalist composition written for a music class, Tom added a lot for The Song Of The Day which kinda defeated the purpose.

Theme music written for NPR - National Pubsprawl Radio. In 2006 the PubSprawl celebrated its 10th year and a special pubcast, er podcast, was created to mark the event.

This is the theme for the The Gigcast who are celebrating their landmark 100th episode! "It's not what you do to live, it's what you live to do."

Sometimes you just want to be left alone.

Written for BoardGameGeek's GeekSpeak (a.k.a. BoardGameSpeak) board gaming podcast. This is another one written for the "Rejected GeekSpeak Theme Songs" segment that aired on a variety of GeekSpeaks.

All of us apartment dwellers have been the "broomor" or the "broomee." Sometimes damaged ceilings are the result...

Past experience leads us to recommend not biting the hand that feeds you.

A contemplative instrumental.

One of the first Beatnik Turtle Twittersongs, this one was inspired by a Twitter post from Mur Lafferty. She had posted this tweet: "kitchen clean, fridge cleaned out. WHY do I keep saving food?" That prompted us to look into our fridge where we spotted several species of scary substances.

Beatnik lawyer says "these lyrics were written by professionals in a controlled environment and should not be used as literal instructions in the real world."

An ode to the phony first three digit prefix ubiquitously used in films and TV.

File under "murder ballads."

A pyromaniacal tribute to the great Robert Wilhelm Bunsen and his lab assistant Peter Desaga for their invention.

Yet another of those songs that has it's genesis in something said rather off-handedly only to be followed by the phrase, "Hey, that would make a great song!" After picking up Tom Roper and Tom Beeyachski to head to the studio to record, Jason asked Tom B. if his wife Kim was meeting up with them later. Tom replied, "No, Kim bailed." And later that day the three of them wrote this song.

Tom created this song on his laptop while taking the train in and around Chicago. He figured, hey, if he's gonna be stuck on a train for a while, he might as well be productive and work on a song.

Written for BoardGameGeek's GeekSpeak (a.k.a. BoardGameSpeak) board gaming podcast. This is another one written for the "Rejected GeekSpeak Theme Songs" segment that aired on a variety of GeekSpeaks. This song features various Derk and Aldie bits and dialog from the show.

This song was commissioned by Steve Levy for the Steve Levy Show. The title came about in the control room of the studio when Randy commented "It's like a bucket of cool..."

This is a revamped version of the secret track to our The Cheapass Album. It's based on the classic Cheapass Game of strategy and intrigue, Nothing Beats Rock.