Pen & Paper Bullshit

The party has finally reached Hell, in their normal explosive fashion. But things are different from what they expected; even Hugh, their resident demon, only has out of date information, having spent the last decade outside of his homeland. There's talk of renewed war and the release of the White Dracolich from the Ninth Circle. Even the princes, the pillars that support the Queen's rule, are different; not only must the party travel to deepest parts of Hell to confront the Queen, they must do it while trying to figure out the political landscape and just who they can trust.

As the gang draws ever closer to their confrontation with Vans over control of the iron idol, the stakes are once again raised, as the Executive Board claims their first life! Who falls to the terrifying power of Check The Rhime and how do the survivors cope with their sudden loss? Find out in this episode of Bodies in Motion! Check The Rhime was made by the actual author of the game, Dusty De Leon! Thanks Dusty!

The Lifestyle pulls into port once again, following their successful raid! They make some new friends, rename the ship, and they get their first taste of what the British Admiralty has in store for them.

The party finally gathers to discuss the future as they fly to Hell. Things change and are broken.

The crew of the Lifestyle sets their sights on a Danish treasure ship! Loaded down with New World goods and guarded by nothing more than her crew, she should be an easy target for the ship's loot hungry crew. But when they find an apparent ghost ship, they find themselves asking if this is the work of an enemy Stand!

The party arrives at the Abyss, ready to head straight to Hell; unfortunately, nothing is ever that simple and the party must contend with their old friend Sir Goldeneye and the paladins of Aurum Rex. What secrets does the Citadel of the Slumbering King hide?   Now with fixed audio!

The fight against the Executive Board continues, this time with the party separated; Cyrus, Julien, and Carl have all been pulled into a strange pocket dimension, where they must survive the powerful Stand Watermelon Man and its dimension warping properties. Meanwhile, Brookes must work with a confused and stressed Coach McHorse to save his friends and find a way to break them out of their prison. Will they be forced to hand over the idol in the face of such overwhelming foes? Find out, as the Money for Nothin' arc continues!   This week's Stands were designed by friend of the show A Meat!

While the rest of the party deals with the King of Bears, Dawn starts to learn about the responsibilities that come with being a reigning Icon. She is not entirely pleased.

The chase is on, as the gang attempts to flee to Newhouse Ball Fields while members of the Executive Board are hot on their trail! Cambria and The Suffering are back, but who is the mysterious new user riding with her? What other surprises does Vans have in store for them? But, most importantly, will their final remaining car be destroyed?   The Stand Whip It was made by A Meat! Thanks A Meat!

The crew of the Lifestyle pull into Nombre de Dios, a wealthy Spanish port known for its relative security due to it being an important stop on the Spanish silver train. So, of course, the crew cut loose and leave their mark on Nombre de Dios as they take some much needed downtime; Cap'm Pines makes a connection, Blowman plans their next big score, Derringur actually does his job, and Newton steals a very rare plant. Of course, their various crimes and misdemeanors come back to bite them in the ass; the only way to find out how is to listen to the episode!

The party receives a strange invite from the King of Bears; apparently he has some explaining to do as to why he stayed out of the two defenses of Glitterhaggen. Expecting to find Gloaming Crag to be nothing more than a barbarian encampment, the party is taken aback by the reality. Just what is the King of Bears up to?

Following the 2nd Defense of Glitterhaggen, the party suddenly finds themselves with some downtime; Hugh calls a meeting and together they work out exactly what to expect from their planned trip to Hell, as well as what to do with the piece of Aerun's soul they have in a jar. Hugh and Blaze also have a moment.

The gang needs a break after their disastrous encounter with Cambria and her Stand The Suffering, so they do a lot of crimes... like a lot a lot, causing a certain detective no small amount of stress. Then, they meet up with Vans and have a nice quiet lunch at the Magenta Beaver, with no dark and foreboding under tones.

The gang must deal with a mysterious new Stand user, sent by some unknown party to claim the iron idol! But just what is her Stand's ability and why does it involve throwing cars at people? Plus, yet another beloved Magnetic Springs institution is destroy by no fault of our valiant heroes; which building is destroyed this time and how? Find out on this thrilling episode of Bodies in Motion!

The party prepares to take down that which cannot die, the shadow of Aerun's soul; they know that no matter what, they're simply buying time for a better solution to be found and to protect Glitterhaggen from the Imperials. Unfortunately, Aerun has no plans to go down easy.

The crew of the Lifestyle is a strange one: a weird wolf man, a pirate that claims dominion over all the ocean, an alchemist, an ego-centric ship's doctor, and, perhaps the most bizarre of them all, a man from Iceland. Together with the formidable and renowned Captain Alestrom, they sail the Caribbean searching for glory and fortune; join them as they embark on their greatest journey to find a legendary treasure that can change the very course of human history.

I'm not going to sugar coat it: in this episode, the crew does a murder (by accident, sorta) and then kidnap some gatormen. It made sense in the context of the game! They're not the baddies!!!

Something has gone wrong on the research station Aten; something has gotten loose from one of the research departments and has made the station go dark. Firewall, a secret organization tasked with keeping transhumanity safe from existential threats, decides to send a makeshift team to investigate. Things go extremely poorly.

Magnetic Springs is awash in rumor: the death of a New York gangster and the destruction of the Spring Café has everyone worried that a big city gang turf war brewing in their small town. Unfortunately for them, the crew doesn't have the luxury of laying low, as they rush to figure out just mystery of the iron idol and why everyone wants it; it doesn't help that its clear someone much, much more powerful is after it, placing them squarely in the crosshairs. Note: The players in this episode are slightly quiet, due to audio issues; our primary audio recorder crapped itself, so we had to use the less good secondary audio. Our apologies!

Pirates! We all love them and want to be them, just as much as we all love and want to be in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure; to that end, we're combining both these things in our latest campaign! We make some characters, we talk about what want to do, and also a player blows us all away with his native tongue. Now with fixed audio and also some other goodies! Sorry for the inconvenience!