Synopsis
Every day, millions of people write reviews for products and places online. Using Esther Szalinskis famous method of transferrence, Malcolm and Maggie will steal those precious memories to instantiate a new, real person: Susan. New episodes every Wednesday.
Episodes
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47: The three snood combo
11/04/2019 Duration: 31minIn which Susan helps exorcise a (good) bad plant, temporarily re-homes some dear friends, and busts up a criminal organization.
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46: Batch Bake 3 - Tasting the fruit
03/04/2019 Duration: 20minIn which the ladybugs that Susan so carefully trained turn against her.
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45: Batch Bake 3 - Ladybug Farm Life
25/03/2019 Duration: 16minIn which Susan flexes her culinary muscle, spreading into the lucrative farm to fork scene with the help of few (thousand) tiny friends.
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44: Batch bake 3 - Nooks 'n crannies
13/03/2019 Duration: 11minIn which Susan cooks up her own delicious taste.
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43: Batch bake 3 - The Cashew Influencer
06/03/2019 Duration: 14minIn which Susan uses her vaunted powers of suggestion to enhance the culinary experiences of her patrons. Who benefits? You decide.
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42: Kevin's Orb-O
27/02/2019 Duration: 38minIn which Susan indulges in a brief dalliance with an international personage of mystery (lips not included), the mystic spiritual nature of the nation's favorite Kevin is discussed in detail, and Susan runs important sociological simulations on the classic pillbug computer.
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41: Do chickens go to goat heaven?
20/02/2019 Duration: 37minIn which Susan's neck is briefly enlarged (in the classic adolescent fashion), the chicken afterlife is discussed in rigorous detail, and the mathematics of complements are derived for the enjoyment of the listening audience.
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40: Death of the lovers
13/02/2019 Duration: 33minIn which Susan experiments with one of the lesser-known drugs of the 90s party scene, inherits an ageist instrument, and almost experiences the great dream of flight. Maggie's callous treatment of her fellow travelers on spaceship earth is also discussed.
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39: Jiffy Boy Tape
06/02/2019 Duration: 27minIn which Susan makes her small screen debut, pushing the boundaries of broadcast television along the way, attracts an undefined but large number of boys (subject to real-world test verification), and comes close to straddling the yawning gap between two adjacent universes.
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38: Ghost dicks
02/02/2019 Duration: 26minIn which Susan does not receive the gift of X-ray vision, but one of her household appliances does. Ghost dicks, unfortunately, are also discussed... several times.
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37: My Bro Justin
25/01/2019 Duration: 31minIn which Susan plays the role of reverse wingman for an old friend, is treated to a tale of dark oceanic betrayals, and spends some time with her good bro Justin.
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36: The dark purr
16/01/2019 Duration: 30minIn which Susan uses an immersive emotional soundscape to define her living space, we tread dangerously close to the border between art and life, and life and art, and the nature of consciousness and the rational mind is deeply, and carefully, discussed.
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35: The winter, AKA forever
09/01/2019 Duration: 32minIn which the subjects of animal stalking, summer camps, and squirrel masks are discussed, Susan uses her Ouija skills to satisfy the deepest wishings of a sad old man, and a new branch is added to Susan's illustrious family tree.
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34: Batch bake 2 - Susan et l'inspecteur
04/01/2019 Duration: 12minIn which Susan faces the consequences of her rash decisions in the Louvre and is acquainted with the Paris police force's finest officer.
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33: Batch Bake 2 - The only way out is Mona
26/12/2018 Duration: 12minIn which Susan spends some quality time at the Louvre.
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32: Batch bake 2 - Susan's ratstaurant
19/12/2018 Duration: 15minIn which Susan visits Paris. Rats are also involved, as the title suggests - see episode for details.
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31: Sly and the family Stallone
12/12/2018 Duration: 22minIn which we meet Susan's tambourine-playing neighbor and, wait... doesn't he look familiar? This episode also features a brief (but not brief enough) discussion of toilet health, and restaurant age policing.
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30: Batch Bake 1 - Hold on to your buns!
05/12/2018 Duration: 16minIn which the team does that thing that the team is best known for doing.
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29: Batch Bake 1 - Intranasal stimulation
28/11/2018 Duration: 17minIn which Susan succeeds at getting the team back together.
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28: Batch Bake 1 - Getting the team back together
21/11/2018 Duration: 13minIn which Susan tries to get the team back together