Cool Breeze Over The Mountains

One of our most-anticipated episodes AND films just happens to have one of the shortest episode run-times. Very curious, indeed. Come listen to what Whitney and Andrew ultimately end up thinking about this tale of two miserable, cynical people snarking during every waking moment!Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

Our first episode back after a short hiatus is the one Andrew has long-defended as not being as egregiously bad as our listeners made it out to be. Does he still think so at the end of this episode? You’ll just have to listen to find out about that AND what source of energy would sustain Whitney through the final boss battle of a martial arts film.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

This episode is monumental, for reasons Andrew wastes no time mentioning up top. You have to guess: with a cast this good and the infinitely-funny Judy Greer in the director’s chair, this is basically an instant win, right? Well… kinda… sorta, not really, but… maybe? Join Whitney and Andrew as they discuss how Common and Keanu walked off the set of John Wick Chapter 2 and right into this set and CONTINUE to play adversaries, old lady candies, and learn that they’ve been playing against the void since Charles showed up!Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

Erich returns for a good one this time. We talk about how Whitney and Erich saw this movie together like some kind of aristocrat, if there’s any secret meaning behind some of the mythological names bandied about, and maybe even throw in an unpaid march plug or two. All in all a very eventful episode!Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

On this episode, Whitney and Andrew step through the based-on-real-events story of writer/director Marti Noxon’s struggles with anorexia. Whitney makes some great points and Andrew mostly flounders around uncomfortably, but it’s the start of our final season and we’re intent to go out with a bang!Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

The end of yet another era in Keanu’s career. In this episode Whitney and Andrew read listener emails, answer questions, reassess their rankings as required, and announce whose filmography they’ll be tackling next!Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

This episode has everything: Silkwood showers, why you should drink Yorkshire and PGTips Tea, the condemnation of JK Rowling, why you shouldn't live in an airplane fuselage in the desert, the secrets of gin-wine, a cat falling in love with a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito, and why Jason Mamoa should go on a taco...Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

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On this episode, we discuss how a mountain lion in your bed is not outside of the realm of possibility, haunted mansions, "Refnocity", and our individual thresholds of what is acceptable when shifting from literalism into complete metaphor.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

In this, our second time seeing Keanu play a lawyer, we unfortunately don't have quite as memorable a film. Stilted pacing and a surprise but rather uneventful third-act twist keep this movie closer to the valleys than the peaks.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

In this jam-packed episode we review the film, the kittens involved in the film, and Key & Peele's sketch show. We discover that Charles' Void does indeed have a shower, Andrew's very bizarre point of reference for Martin Freeman, and much more. This is a good one, folks.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Erich:Twitter @platypusjonesPinterest @platypusjonesMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

Whitney and Andrew trudge through the valleys of Keanu’s career yet again. This unreliable narrator tale paired with everything happening in the world almost breaks them.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

Join us for this mess of a film about… well, we actually don’t know what Eli Roth was trying to say with this non-thrilling thriller, this not scary horror, this non-gory torture film that was certainly tone deaf at the time but feels especially out of touch 4 years after its release. Lindsey Nelsen reluctantly guests and we talk about how the craziest thing our femme fatales did was dip a lollypop into peanut butter while Keanu goes so far against type that we’re just left wondering: why though?Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Lindsey:Twitter @lindseynelsenWebsite historicallyhot.comMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

Author Eric Smith joins us on this episode where we get angry over no Academy Awards for stunt doubles or the Deadpool 2 music video, how people who refuse to give things a perfect score are asshats, why every movie would be better with Willem Dafoe, what Avatar contributed to cinema as a whole, and we listen as Whitney conducts at least two TED Talks. Oh yeah, we definitely talk about John Wick, too!Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Eric:Twitter @ericsmithrocksWebsite ericsmithrocks.comMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

This is the final film before the age we know as The Keanussance! Join us as we walk through this tale that is, and we can’t stress this enough, loosely based on true events. We visit a very European-looking Japan, the island of Tortuga from Pirates of the Caribbean, learn that Tengu Lords and Jewish mothers aren’t all that different, and even learn a few new rules of Baseball from Whitney herself.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Erich:Twitter @platypusjonesMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

This movie, directed by none other than Keanu himself, has nearly everything you might want out of a martial arts film: beautifully choreographed and memorable fight sequences, a pulpy villain, a hard-boiled detective who simply can’t drop the case that’s haunted her career, a duplicitous police captain, a fight between a master and his student, and a GHOST PUNCH. Join Whitney and Andrew as they discuss their mutual love of this seemingly underrated film.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

Erich Hall takes one for the team and joins us to discuss everyone’s new least-favorite film. From the lack of character motivations to the lack of plot all the way to the lack of proper cinematography, this film will have you on the edge of your seat… about to get up to physically turn off your television.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Erich:Twitter @platypusjonesMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

Elizabeth Nordenholt joins us to discuss Henry’s Crime, a movie that makes a half-hearted attempt at mirroring a Chekhov play and succeeds (?) to varying degrees depending on how hard you’re looking. We also discuss how not to direct a play, the threshold for goodbad movies, and why Henry’s logic was deeply, deeply flawed.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Elizabeth:Twitter @theloveliestlizMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

We present you with a review of the many lives and actresses portraying Pippa Lee. We also discuss the one single problem with Pan’s Labyrinth, the benefits of attending a cheese conference, and why we should all be considering pregnancy to be very, very metal. Enjoy!Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Lindsey:Twitter @lindseynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving

We’re back after a return from illness, or was Whitney possessed by a ghost? We may never know the truth. We’re joined by special guest Lindsey Nelsen to discuss things like: Just how many times has Keanu played Jesus? Why haven’t we actually done anything about global warming since this movie came out? Is competitive math in movies a bad thing? Was Thanos wrong? We also eventually talk about this movie and how it holds up!Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content, exclusive videos, extra podcast segments and more: http://www.patreon.com/coolbreezepodVisit us on Twitter or on our Website for more episodes of this show and check the links below for more of your hosts:More Whitney:Twitter @whitney_nelsenInstagram @whitneynelsenMore Lindsey:Twitter @lindseynelsenMore Andrew:Twitter @darkdrivingInstagram @darkdriving