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Synopsis
Mr. Coolguy is a podcast that's very proud of itself. Every week your hosts Paul and Alex give advice, solve problems, hand down ancient knowledge, teach you things about stuff, write poetry, map out plans for mattress empires, uncover conspiracies, and compose simple but poignant tone poems. Join us.
Episodes
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Burning Down the House
06/12/2018 Duration: 33minWelp. That's it. It's been super fun being insane at all of you, but it's time to light this thing on fire and move on. So, this week we recap our almost year making Mr. Coolguy and then give you, our sweet dear wonderful listener, a little taste of what's to come next. The fuse has been lit. The Space Station will be gone soon. Thanks for listening, Coolguys.
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Dr. Frankengoose
29/11/2018 Duration: 30minGarfield's refusal to engage with an audience member leads Paul and Alex into a discussion about communication, hubristic waterfowl, government sponsored rage horns, and a future in which holiday flora must be seduced and conquered before it can be displayed. Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! https://garfield.com/comic/2018/11/27
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Two Buck Chuck
22/11/2018 Duration: 33minWork! Work! Work! Garfield leads us to discuss the difference between work and pleasure. Stardew Valley is eating Alex's life, Paul is dealing with bloodlung, Trader Joe's has racially insensitive pizzas, and a mysterious slimy presence has joined us on the moon.
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Every Billboard is Screaming
15/11/2018 Duration: 30minWell, it's another day here on the moon. Our daily Garfield leads us to talk about stuffed animal shaming, bilingual pets, the demons in our childhood bedrooms, potty training, the ghost of Mr. Rogers, and possessed billboards.
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Pizza Flavored Pringles Beak
08/11/2018 Duration: 28minIt's finally time. This week Paul and Alex give you fine folks an audio tour of our Moon fort recording base. We walk you through what it's like to live up here, looking down on the little blue marble where we send all of our transmissions. We describe some of our other lunar based projects as well, like making sure aliens know about Kid Rock. Also...someone took Alex's Pringles. He is friggin pissed about it. So, come along with us on a Moonventure. You don't even need a ding dang spaceship.
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Bird Reaping Day
01/11/2018 Duration: 29minIt's Bird Reaping Day! It's Bird Reaping Day! All the young Pigeon wadders shout, Hooray!! Happy November, friends. This week on Mr. Coolguy we take a walk down memory lane and share our favorite Bird Reaping memories, sing some songs, and talk about our favorite Bird Reaping traditions. We discuss Jimmy the eternal reaper, and, in an atypical political twist we even confront the corporate war on Bird Reaping Day and it's effect on our sacred traditions. So, grab your pigeon wadding gloves, cover your freshly harvested blue jay in nutmeg, raise your voices and join us in celebration on what is, for us, the true beginning of the Holiday Season.
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HorrorDome II : The Nightmare Continues
25/10/2018 Duration: 32minWhen we left the HorrorDome last week we were down two nightmarish villains, and the Horror heavyweights were circling each other with demented glee. Join us for chainsaw melees, mutant centaur ghouls, special guests, and a conclusion that just may bring a tear to your eye on Part II of Mr. Coolguy's Halloween special.
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Welcome to Horrordome
18/10/2018 Duration: 32minHold on to your candy corn, it's about to be a nightmare fueled blood bath. In an effort to crown the most gruesome and terrifying horror movie monster, Paul and Alex toss ten iconic monsters into a state of the art invincible battle dome, pile machetes and chainsaws in the middle, open the gates, and say...Slash. All your buds are here, Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Pennywise, All the friggin Gremlins, and a host of other video demons, Aliens, possessed holiday characters, cannibals, and...as always...one hero. Who will emerge victorious?Welcome to Horrordome!!
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Sky Wizards
11/10/2018 Duration: 34minWhat the heck is keeping all of those planes up in the air? Physics? No Way. Paul and Alex have turned on the "fasten seatbelts" sign, because this week they're peeling back the glamours of the airline industry. We talk gatekeepers, trollports, flight wizards, celebrity holo-puppets, the mystical rites of French airlines, and in terminal culinary coverups. Get ready to fly the magical skies!
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Eat the Grid
04/10/2018 Duration: 29minIt's time to get unplugged. We're too attached to our devices. You know, our microwaves, and hairdryers, and blenders. Wake up sheeple!! This week Paul and Alex help you through all of the ways that you can unplug and start using your appliances for their natural purposes. Also, we think Garfield may have become sentient.
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Coach II - Dustin Buddies
27/09/2018 Duration: 29minWe're broadcasting in 3D! No really, we are. This week Paul makes the unbreakable bond with everyone he meets and then your hosts ponder what a 3D sports movie might be like if it was directed by Werner Herzog. CW- Chaffing.
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Save the Humanatees
20/09/2018 Duration: 30minWe at Mr. Coolguy can no longer sit idly by whilst natures treasures are murdered. Call them Sea Cows, Mermaids, or goofy half walrus half dolphins, we need to save the Manatees! No matter what it takes. Mr. Coolguy is on a mission!! Join us as our quest takes us deep into whale weightlifting culture, the culinary arts of Krill, and Paul's "group of likeminded people that is defo not a cult."
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The L Files: Lasagna Hadoken
13/09/2018 Duration: 32minIt's time again to visit Jim Davis' dark lasagna fueled world. This time in the L Files we learn that every Monday... is a Purge. Garfield stays safe in his bed whilst the rest of Jim's characters battle it out in a cloud of flower acid, sewing needles, shattered coffee pots, stamp glue, and potato sacks. Who will live until the next horrible iteration of an animated Garfield show? Only one way to find out. Fill up with lasagna power, practice your finishing moves, and join us.
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Under the Dimensions and Dreaming
06/09/2018 Duration: 29minThis week Paul and Alex talk to our future robot overlords and learn about all 49 dimensions of reality. Also, Alex badly needs a nap.
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Move On, Chicago!
30/08/2018 Duration: 32minOk. It's time to roll some dice and make up some bullshit once again! This week, Paul and Alex pick a couple "classic" movie and television characters and see what happens when they start a family together. Here's a few hints. Political Races. Satchels of canine remains. Bryan Adams' sick guitar skills. Vote for Mr. Coolguy!!
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Back to School: Evilversity
23/08/2018 Duration: 33minIt's time to go back to school. Fill your Jansport up with some Yikes pencils, feed your pet bunny, finish up your summer reading and lets get back to school...at...EVILversity!!
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Hashtag Festival Time
16/08/2018 Duration: 32minSummer is coming to a close. So, Alex and Paul are recounting some of the better festivals they've attended this summer. There is also some discussion about the tastiness of the creatures from the hundred acre wood. So hop on a Sea Doo and get ready to squash some Beef. It's #festivaltime !!!
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The Ol Lollipop Switcheroo
09/08/2018 Duration: 31minPaul woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Join the boys for an exploration of that head space. Learn what to do when you step in a pile of hate lava. Stockpile some frozen waffles. See what happens when you decide to pass down that hate from generation to generation. Discuss the merits of comically large candy based science, and drink some pigeon wine with your new buddy Sturgill. You'll feel better in no time!
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Clever Girl
02/08/2018 Duration: 27minPaul and Alex are back with their dice, IMDB lists, and a healthy dose of absurdity to finish out this mad bracket game. This week meet the King of the Raptors and find out what happens when you witness flubber dunks and no one believes you.
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Jurassic Tuxedo Shorts
26/07/2018 Duration: 37minWhat would you like to be in? Not star in. Which movies would you actually want to experience? In perhaps their most out there concept yet, Paul and Alex roll dice to pick characters from their favorite movies, and then competition style decide which roles they would like to inhabit. There are flubber slam dunk jokes. Also...part 1 of 2!