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Si & Veronica are MacGyvering it together for episode 234. We are in the full swing of 4 hours of Bachelor in Paradise content that could definitely be shortened into just one episode. It is only 2-3 days in and people are already getting desperado. Romeo dug himself his own grave with dusty behavior. A love triangle is forming between Genevieve, Justin, and Aaron, after Genevieve spent most of the second day crying over Justin being on a date. Victoria is bringing her hotness out to play. Salley is being preceded by her suitcase and its vibrating contents. Is the reenactment by Wells and crew true? Teddi seemed to have got in her head too much and just left after “not feeling it enough” with Andrew. Or was there something more? Lots of baby news in Bachelor Nation with Vanessa Grimaldi welcoming her first child and Caila Quinn and Sarah Herron announcing their pregnancies.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 37m:35s) RIP to Coolio. Tom Brady and Gisele seem to be heading to splitsville after sources say

Si & Veronica are feeling sleepy and slap happy for episode 233! We are back on the beach with mostly the girls of Clayton’s season, the guys of the last four (4) bachelorettes, and a couple random old alums. And everyone is looking hot and ready to hit the Boom Boom Room. Will Shanae and Genevieve be enemies 2.0 or will Kira and Jill be the new two at battle? Serene and Brandon seem like a promising couple and so do Andrew and Teddi… or do they? Susie and Clayton broke up, which we saw coming from the miles away they moved from each other. Kelley Flanagan and Pilot Pete are flying high as a couple AGAIN. If you wanted a date with Tyler Cameron, you needed to be ready to cough up $15K because that’s how much he went for at the charity auction in honor of his mom.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 37m:51s) Rihanna is making her return to music as the halftime performer for the Super Bowl. Does that mean new music is on the way and/or some star studded guest acts in her set? Gigi Hadid and Leonardo Dicapr

Si & Veronica are booked and busy for episode 232. ABC decided to torture us by dragging out this second part of the finale to 3 hours, which at least half an hour of that was commercials and promo reels during the Live show. The emphasis was on Rachel’s drama post-proposal as Tino and his baby back bitch self decided to cheat on her. We got to see them fight and break up not once BUT TWICE, with the second time being in front of a live studio audience. Aven swept in as Rachel’s knight in shining armor to take her away from the reaction cam for the rest of the night. Gabby’s ending was spoiled by us seeing her ring in the clip of her consoling Rachel. And they actively ignored Erich’s blackface in favor of having him go through how he didn’t break up with a situationship prior to the show in a great way. I can only hope Jesse was joking when he said that he’s happy to have a Bachelor that doesn’t look just like him because Zach, aka our new Bachelor, is not far off. And now we are going to be on the beach

Si & Veronica are feeling run of the mill for this episode 231! Mexico is the place for breakups it seems with this episode starting with Zach dumping Rachel before she could dump him. He definitely got a good Bachelor edit though… Aven’s visit with Big Tony and the fam goes well until he says how engagement in a few days is kind of freaking him out. Erich is the only guy left for Gabby and Grandpa John can see him being endgame. But, he seems to be getting cold feet too. Tino knows he could’ve been roasted alive like his family did to Rachel, but instead he gets the Big Tony stamp of approval. Rachel is just after a ring and ends things with overly understanding Aven. Gabby has been announced that she will be on Dancing with the Stars, which might spoil her ending? Some of the fuckboys of the franchise made their rounds in the news with Nayte explaining his “dick move” on Viall Files and James McCoy Taylor getting arrested for drunk driving. Erich also looks like he will be answering to some blackface ph

Si & Veronica are maybe feeling ya for episode 230! Bachelorette put us through four (4) hours of not sexy enough content this week. Rachel swore she wouldn’t use the “L” word yet, and then she used it with two men! Jesse is acting a therapist to nearly everybody as he just waits to move resorts for Bachelor in Paradise filming. Both ladies do a lot of jumping into water as metaphors to taking the next big step. Gabby sent both Johnny and Jason (those damn J names) home for not being ready to commit… meanwhile Erich and her had a tiff about the nature of Fantasy Suites. Rachel seemingly tried to talk Zach into breaking up with her and he wasn’t having it. And we still have two weeks to figure out how this all ends! Hannah Brown’s bro and Jed Wyatt’s ex are officially married, and Clare Crawley went IG official with her new beau.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 35m:42s) Justin Bieber is suspending the rest of his “Justice” tour because of his declining health. Kim K wants to be as cool as us and will b

Si & Veronica are wishing more was told for episode 229! This week’s Bachelorette left many things to be desired. Aven’s hometown date went swimmingly, even after a knocked over love spell from the most Massachusetts. The Men Tell All was missing some main villains, but they made it into the conversation still. And it looks like one of them made it to the beach aka Rambo’s dad. Many of the men went on their apology tours and Nate looks like he is getting the next Bachelor edit. Most of the show was sponcon for The Kardashians, Virgin Voyages, and the “Bros” movie starring known bachelor “out man” Billy Eichner. They even tried to get us to click through to the ABC site by not airing the hometown's rose ceremony!! But more importantly, Paradise was promoted and it looks like we are getting a bunch of Clayton’s season girlies and some former faves!  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 33m:23s) The VMAs were this past weekend and the biggest news surrounding it was Yung Gravy taking Addison Rae’s mom as his d

Si & Veronica are pushing through the pain for episode 228! Hometowns are here and they come with some love and heartbreak. For it being the most chock full hometowns episode some of the interactions barely made a blip on the radar. Two of Gabby’s men might not be even ready for marriage. Rachel waited until Tyler fully confessed his love for her to break his carnie cutie heart. But karma got her good with how Tino’s family came for her hard. And Erich’s family had us all in tears. Rest in peace Allen. We have to save Aven for next week with the Men Tell All. Wells Adams is now a married bartender after this past weekend’s wedding with Sarah Hyland. Clayton and Susie are really banking on distance making the heart grow fonder has they are moving to Arizona and LA, respectively.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 43m:39s) Love might not be blind because two of season 2’s couples have filed for divorce. Just in time for the “After the Altar” episode to come out… Solange Knowles is the first black composer

Si & Veronica are wishing they were in Amsterdam for tulip season for episode 227! Gabby and Rachel have tough decisions to make this week with hometowns on the horizon, and Gabby goes hard out of the gate with sending Nate home. Rachel’s 1:1 date with Zach goes much better and he secured the first “I’m falling in love with you” and hometown rose. The group dates this week sexy and gassy, with Gabby’s men being tortured by a dominatrix and Rachel’s men having to compete for the Cheese King title. Covid strikes the most hyped up contestant, Logan, and he pretty much disappears into the ether after a cocktail party cancellation. Our ladies are headed to the homes of their men! Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick are pushing back their NYE wedding. Pilot Pete and Kelley Flanagan may be back on again over a year after their messy breakup.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 39m:13s) Posh Spice’s kid has an additional last name now, Brooklyn Peltz Beckham. The controversial age gap relationship between Florence

Si & Veronica are shouting through the thunder for episode 226. Gabby and Rachel and their motley crew of men set sail for Belgium and Logan sets sail from Rachel’s side to Gabby’s side. Plenty of tears and pissed off looks were shed with that endeavor. Tino is trying to assert his dominance with Rachel’s other men, but will it bite him in the butt? Gabby learned more about Johnny’s goofy side and his struggles with depression, which solidifies his place on her side. Logan squeaks out another week over Gabby’s first impression rose winner, which won’t win any good favors with her other men. In other Bachelor Nation news, Tyler Cameron is back on the market and can probably be found in a beach bar in Jupiter, Florida. Madi Prewett and her new fiance did the cringiest Live video detailing their short relationship, strange definition of swag, and push to get married to bang!  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 45m:26s) Rest in peace to the beautiful and talented Olivia Newton John. Congratulations to Chrissy

Si & Veronica are all aboard the ship of love for episode 225! Instead of being in Cincinnati or Virginia and calling it the city of love… They are actually in Paris! The girls have their first 1:1 dates with Tino and Jason and do some classic Parisian things. The rest of the dudes find their digs on the cruise ship. Two new villains are emerging as Hayden has been running his mouth and Logan is flip flopping. Gabby’s group date somehow becomes all about how Rachel’s men aren’t sucking up enough to her… and Rachel’s group date involves the men sucking their own hands. Hayden gets kicked off the ship after all of his bitchy comments come to light, but he at least gets to be reunited with his dying pup, Rambo. Will Rachel make it through this journey with all the ups and downs she has been experiencing? There were some big engagements with Bach faves of Madi Prewett and her bf of 8 months and Bennett Jordan and his secret gf of a year.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 35m:00s) Music Midtown made big musi

Si & Veronica are NOT staying toxic for episode 224! This week on the Bachelorette was rough for all parties. Rachel at least had a great 1:1 date with Zach, but then got denied thrice during the revamped rose ceremony. Gabby didn’t get any of the men at the sausage party she crashed at the mansion to talk to her, Erich was a bit stoney about her mommy issues, and she was told she was rough around the edges. But both ladies now how their teams of devoted men...or do they? Will some try to flip flop in the coming weeks? There might be another Love is Bach crossover couple in the works with Natalie from season 2 and Blake Moynes of multiple Bachelorette seasons.  Nate from this season might’ve had a casual gf snafu where he didn’t tell her about his daughter… Tyler Cameron has landed a new hot model to date.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 51m:00s) Rolling Loud smelled of the Kanye and Kid Cudi beef. Kid Cudi left his set after one too many folks threw water bottles at him and Ye dropped into Lil Durk’s

Si & Veronica are trying to thrive and survive for episode 223! We are in the full swing of group and 1:1 dates with Gabby and Rachel… which means of course we have to put the men in some ill-fitting speedos. A villain emerged almost as quickly as he was squashed. That’s what you get for being a self-proclaimed alpha, Chris! Rachel hasn’t been feeling the love much yet and even sent home drag racer (not of the RuPaul variety) Jordan. Meanwhile, Gabby is hitting it off with girl dad Nate. In larger Bachelor Nation news, the feud between Katie Thurston and Nick Viall boiled over into making the hosts of the Clickbait pod look ignorant and very “mean kid” vibes. Former stars Becca Kufrin and Jed Wyatt made big life moves with a house purchase and engagement, respectively.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 43m:49s) Bennifer got married in Vegas and it was legit. JLo will take his name… so does that mean we are losing one of the most iconic pop culture nicknames? Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner welcomed their se

Si & Veronica are doing big and little cringes for episode 222! The Bachelorette is finally back and we muscled our way through a long limo episode. Did you think there were more or less gimmicks than in past seasons? Seemingly no one knows how this show is going to be formatted with two leads, not even our barely-there host, Jesse Palmer. Once the guys got a hang of taking the girls separately, the night looked up and Tino and Mario got first impression roses from Rachel and Gabby, respectively. But, instead of a normal elimination, the girl just tossed the magician and the twins outside and told them to hit the road. Susie took to TikTok to show how she wasn’t loving how Clayton was portrayed all episode. Rumors are swirling about Nayte being with Deandra after she was spotted with a necklace that looked like his.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 36m:00s) Glee is being made into real life with Lea Michele taking over for Beanie Feldstein in “Funny Girl”. Simone Biles was awarded a Presidential Medal

Si & Veronica are catching some rays for episode 221! We start with another Michelle and Nayte breakup update… and we finally got some answers to the questions around what is happening with the money they were gifted. Blake aka Balockaye and Gianina are FINALLY IG official… because what else is a better promo for the reality show you met on than a lovey dovey carousel of pictures. Demi Burnett recently celebrated 11 months of being sober. Chase McNary from JoJo’s season has found his own love and got engaged to Ellie White.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 22m24s) Kelly was sentenced to 30 years for charges related to his sex trafficking and abuse of underage girls. He briefly was put on a suicide watch as part of this sentencing but it was just removed. In punk rock news, Travis Barker was rushed to the hospital for pancreatitis and is doing well now, all while MGK was breaking champagne glasses and bleeding out his face. Drake made all his boy band bar mitzvah dreams come true by performing with the

Si & Veronica are waking up for episode 220! Nayte took to instagram to clear up any cheating rumors and admits to how people could get a fuckboy vibe from him but that is truly not the case. Elizabeth Corrigan from Clayton’s season (and the other half of Shrimpgate) came out as bisexual this past weekend with Pride. Caelynn Miller Keyes went on Dean’s podcast to clapback about some comments around how he hasn’t given her a ring yet. Do you think his argument of how she has more money and should get him a truck first holds any weight? The Bachelor franchise is no stranger to whitewashing and racism, but this time it might’ve held Pardeep back from the beach. We want more brown folks on the beach! Pilot Pete almost had his own flight to the beach but said that contract disagreements held him back. Sure, Jan… (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 29m:48s) The BET Awards were this past weekend (all four hours of them) and we got some great performances from Chloe and Brandy and some not so great ones from Giveo

Si & Veronica are feeling numb for episode 219! Two big breakups with former Bachelorettes this week. First, Michelle and Nayte shared they will be going their separate ways… but will they be able to keep the house money they were gifted or does it go back to ABC like their ring will go back to Neil Lane. Then, Katie Thurston and John Hersey also shared very different IG story statements on them being split. In happier news, Tia and her fiance, Taylor Mock, are expecting a baby! Tayshia’s ex, Zac Clark, came to her rescue when some haters were trying to troll her for bikini pics. Let our girl live!! Nick Viall confirmed what some cruise tracking sites already been knew… the Bachelorettes will be spending part of their season on a cruise ship. Will it give luxury or Suite Life: On Deck?  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 25m:42s) Drake tried his hand at a house music album in honor of Virgil Abloh… but Beyonce might’ve out done him with the release of her new single featuring Queen of Bounce, Big Freedia.

Si & Veronica are piggybacking left and right for ep. 218! Bachelor Nation has some new couples with folks outside of the franchise. Ivan Hall reconnected with his old college boo and Dale Moss is with interior design influencer Galey Alix. Bachelor in Paradise is officially filming and people spotted an infamous cast member making her way back to the beach… Lace! Will love work out for her this time? The cast of guys for Rachel and Gabby have been released and only time will tell who will be the villain, the next bachelor, and the hottie!  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 26m:51s) Britney Spears is officially married AND secured a prenup. Sad news for the couple, but good news for these co-hosts who are ready to be shoulders to cry on for Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey as they have split after a little over a year. Was their relationship all real, though? Julia Garner has been offered the coveted starring role in the Madonna biopic (someone please tell us how to pronounce that word). Justin Bieber h

Si & Veronica are in these streets for episode 217! Becca Kufrin really did the damn thing and took her proposal into her own hands… literally. She proposed to Thomas and hopefully the third time's really the charm! As we anxiously await to see who will step on the beach, rumors are swirling around some controversial male cast members. Greg Grippo has unfollowed his supposed French model gf, Blake Moynes is opposed to showing up fashionably late, and Pilot Pete is being promoted as a good choice by his Bach Nation buddies. Michelle was seen without her ring but her and Nayte are doing fine… but something she is leaving is the teaching world. (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 24m:01s) After some excruciating weeks of trials, the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp case reached a verdict with the jury siding with Johnny. Justin Timberblake made over $100 million by selling his entire music catalog. Is it worth more than that though? Drake is Haim’s biggest fan… and potential collaborator? RIP to Ray Liotta. Congrats t

Si & Veronica are dealing with medium rare beef and glizzies galore for episode 216! We got a kind of corny new trailer for Rachel and Gabby’s season that included Mean Girls references. Do you think having two Bachelorettes is too much? Australian Bachelor said “Hold my beer” and will have a season of not one, not two, but THREE Bachelor leads. Corinne hinted that she will be coming back to reality TV sooner rather than later, but does that mean she might be hitting the beach in Mexico? Some beef is brewing between Blake Hortsmann and Natasha Parker after he made some comments about the conflict of interest of having hosts of Bachelor Nation network podcasts on the BIP beach and getting “pity roses.” Should they not allow folks who are already on the Bachelor payroll to come to Paradise?  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 24m:24s) Rihanna and A$AP welcomed a baby boy this past week and might be making moves to Barbados. Kravis had their third wedding in Portofino, Italy and it was sponsored by Dolce &am

Si & Veronica are back to the Future Bachelor for episode 215! Paradise will be coming back this fall when we are missing the sweet sunshine. Jesse Palmer will be the host and Wells Adams will be back as the bartender/therapist. Tayshia is out here trying to have a hot girl summer but everyone is shipping her with former contestants, like Dale Moss, or fellow reality stars, like Austen Kroll of Southern Charm. Mari is back on the pageant circuit but is also talking about the stigma surrounding pageants. Bachelor Nation royalty JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers finally tied the knot this past week with some star-studded guests.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 18m:29s) It was a big week for reality star weddings with Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules, Hannah Berner of Summer House, and Kravis all getting married. Sports Illustrated is back with its illustrious Swimsuit Issue and the cover stars don’t disappoint. Kim Kardashian, Maye Musk (Elon’s mom), Yumi Nu, and Ciara will grace the covers this year