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Si & Veronica are feeling ~foine~ for episode 174! DaBaby is getting dropped from festivals left and right in the aftermath of his homophobic and generally disgusting rant. ScarJo is going up against the Mouse for a breach in her contract relating to when “Black Widow” was slated to be released on Disney+. Chrishell is mixing work and pleasure by dating THE Jason Oppenheim. Saweetie has a McD’s meal hitting the menu this week that is perfect for pulling into the drive thru with your bestie in a tessie. Beanie Feldstein will star in the newest addition to the “American Crime Story” series on the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton scandal. Vee went “Yikes!” to ANOTHER grown man just NOW finding out that maybe he shouldn’t say the f-slur. This time it was Matt Damon and he had to have his daughter tell him why it isn’t “a joke.” It’s another bubble season of mediocre “hometown” dates. Blake’s was almost an exact copy of Serena P.’s Canada date. Justin didn’t even reference “Hairspray” at all for his Baltimore date

Si & Veronica are braving the Atlanta summer storms for episode 173! Kanye got his own day in Atlanta and has now set up shop in the Mercedes-Benz Stadium to finish his album. He did break Apple Music’s streaming record with 3.3 million people watching the Donda listening experience from home. Bennifer are IG official but many conspiracy theorists are sniffing out similarities between recent pics and stills from the “Jenny from the Block” music video. The Summer of secret weddings continues with Issa Rae getting married in the south of France this past week. Tommy Dorfman publicly came out as a transwoman after admitting that she had been living privately that way for the past year. Vee went “Yikes!” to DaBaby’s homophobic and stigmatizing comments that he tried to disguise as “audience participation” at last weekend’s Rolling Loud festival in Miami. This week on the Bachelorette really played with our hearts with Michael A. self-eliminating to go be a good dad to his son James. As us viewers were still l

Si & Veronica are on the road again (well Si is) for episode 172! Halsey welcomed their new baby with boyfriend Alev this past week! Kanye is making his comeback with a new album named after his mom and a listening party in his birthplace, and the pod’s hometown, Atlanta. He also produced Lil Nas X’s new single, “Industry Baby,” that drops this week. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue revealed Hot Girl Meg, Leyna Bloom, and Naomi Osaka as the cover stars. All roads lead back to Lebron as it looks like Adele is dating his agent, Rich Paul. Lesbians will be getting their own reality show this fall with “Tampa Baes” dropping on Amazon Prime. Vee went “Yikes!” to Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and his phallic spaceship. The real “Yikes” was him thanking employees and customers for funding his 10 minute space trip when that money could easily help solve hunger or vaccine rollout! Katie brought Seattle to the Hyatt this week for Greg’s mediocre one on one date. The dates only got more awkward with suggestive floral p

Si & Veronica are xoxo gossip girling for episode 171! ScarJo and CoJo (Colin Jost for those not ~hip~ to the slang) are expecting their first child together. Juvenile is asking people to back their azz up into a parking spot to get a vaccination with his very 2021 remix. Drake is pulling out all his Lover Boy moves with taking Johanna Leia to the Dodgers game as his album hits the mixing phase. Halsey released the cover art and trailer for her new album that will be taking us back to the renaissance. For a second week in a row Wendy Williams has been messing up and this time it was enough to make Vee go “Yikes!” Chris Harrison might be joining “The View” now that he is without a hosting gig. His former employer, the Bachelorette, had a wild week of recycled dates and the men not knowing how to properly spill tea. Catsuit Connor had a very teary goodbye, while Blake fully lost out on the WOWO Challenge after consoling Katie. Four men went home… and then straight to the shores of Paradise. Join us for what

Si & Veronica are resting our hopefully not sad faces after a long holiday weekend for episode 170! Love is in the air with Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton officially tying the knot and Tom Holland and Zendaya getting caught in their own kissy web. Tabitha Brown gave Wendy Williams a taste of her own shady medicine, but in the most wholesome way. The Olympics are getting folks mad with banning swim caps made for Black natural hairstyles. If that wasn’t bad enough, track star Sha’Carri Richardson is disqualified from her marquee race because of testing positive for cannabis. Vee went “Yikes!” to the overturning of Bill Cosby’s sexual assault conviction. Julianne Hough may be in the running for the next Bachelorette to shake up the franchise. But back to our current Bachelorette and her men that were willing to bash their heads in for her this week! Is Greg the ultimate sad boi or is it all an act? Hunter has slowly become the new villain and the other dudes are just waiting to vote him off. Join us for what

Si & Veronica are joined by former guest and forever comPODre, Caleb Hallman, for this very ~nice~ episode 169! He tells us all about his NSFW job and what moving to NYC during the height of the pandemic was like. In pop culture news, The BET Awards were this past weekend and a lot of homages were paid to former performers and Black Excellence in general. Cardi B announced her pregnancy with her performance during the show. Britney Spears finally spoke out on the status of her conservatorship and people are screaming #FreeBritney even louder now after she detailed years worth of trauma. Could you ever imagine turning down Rihanna and ASAP Rocky from a bar? That is exactly what one bouncer did claiming he didn’t know who Rihanna was. THE AUDACITY. As if that wasn’t “yikesy” enough, Vee went “Yikes!” to an old video of 13-year-old Billie Eilish mouthing a racial slur. This week’s Truth or Dare group date brought up some random sweet nothings truths and predictable hot pepper dares. Tayshia tossed Katie her

Si & Veronica are back with their normal backgrounds for episode 168! Victoria’s Secret is trying to rebrand by announcing new diverse ambassadors in place of their Angels. Carl Nassib has come out, which makes him the first openly gay active NFL player. Taylor Swift’s next re-release is “Red,” so Jake Gyllenhaal better take cover! In unsurprising news, Tristan Thompson is a slimy basketball player once again and Khloe is “done” with him. But who we are really trying to ~keep up~ with is Nick Cannon’s complicated web of babies/baby mamas. Juneteenth was made a federal/national holiday, but Vee went semi “Yikes!” to how that doesn’t change the oppressive voting and education laws in plenty of states. Vee went “Yikes!” and then had her heart warmed by an HBO Max intern sending out a test email to subscribers, that then turned into a Twitter trend of folks confessing their big work mistakes to make the intern feel better. Karl has left the Hyatt, but is Thomas taking over his role as villain? It feels like t

Si & Veronica are recording coast to coast for episode 167! In the wake of the final episode of KUWTK with Kim crying about her crumbling marriage, Kanye has been seen out and about with Irina Shayk. Some of our fave music boys are giving us something to look forward to. Drake is still being vague as hell, but we at least know that we will get “Certified Lover Boy” by the end of summer at the latest. Ed Sheeran will be dropping a single on June 25th called “Bad Habits”. Alex Cooper and Call Her Daddy are getting that Spotify bag with an exclusive podcast deal. Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton may have continued this summer’s hottest trend: Secret Weddings. Vee went “Yikes!” to all the controversy surrounding Chrissy Teigen’s twitter bullying, as well as the slight colorism in “In The Heights”. We had a dramatic second week of Katie’s Bachelorette season. We finally got the tiniest bit more context around the Aaron and Cody fight from episode 1. Should Cody have been sent home or should he have gotten anothe

Si & Veronica are doing our laundry for episode 166! The Floyd/Mayweather fight got a lot of money and memes churning this week. Some of our favorite gals are releasing music! Billie Eilish just dropped a soft hot girl summer bop and music video with “Lost Cause”. Megan Thee Stallion is taking on her alter ego Tina Snow and will drop her new single “Thot Shit” this week. Lorde is teasing us with a cheeky website update promoting her new single “Solar Power”, coming sometime this year. Vee went “Yikes!” to how crazy people went over Ellie Kemper’s involvement in a Veiled Prophet Ball (she gave a great apology), and to the Nike leak of the MAMBACITA shoe that not even Vanessa Bryant or her girls have hands on yet. Bachelorette season is back and many of the men look much better in person than in their bio pics! Greg is already America and Katie’s favorite, but this pod duo is not convinced. Kaitlyn and Tayshia are definitely channeling big sister vibes. We can only wonder who will take their place for upcom

Si & Veronica are sweating for this hot episode 165! We did it again, folks. We predicted that Kelly Clarkson would take the Ellen slot, and we were right. Naomi Osaka is making waves by withdrawing from the French Open for her mental health. Is doing press just an inevitable part of the job of being a pro athlete? And if so, should they be fined if they decline? Jay Cutler is coming for 50% of Kristin Cavallari’s Uncommon James brand. Howard University is revamping their fine arts school and naming it after Chadwick Boseman. If you watched the Gossip Girl reboot trailer you probably heard a familiar voice… Vee giggled and went “Yikes!” to North West calling Kim out on an Instagram video about if she actually listens to Olivia Rodrigo or if she is just “doing it for the ‘gram.” For this week’s Mini Main topic, we dove into what makes people ~hot~ and the dynamics of hotness in friend groups and relationships. Are hot people unapproachable? Is being hot just all physical? Caila from Ben Higgin’s season of

Si & Veronica formulate a great episode 164! The BBMAs were this past weekend and The Weeknd finally got his due for the awards season. Adonis joined his Champagne Papi to help accept the Artist of the Decade award. Jonas Brothers are back on the road with Kelsea Ballerini and a new single with Marshmello. Demi Lovato has come out as non-binary and taken on they/them pronouns. There is a potential new throuple with Taika Waititi, Tess Thompson, and Rita Ora showing a ton of PDA Down Under. Timothee Chalamet will be taking his sickly Victorian self to the set of the new Willy Wonka prequel as the lead. Vee went “Yikes!” to Kendall Jenner’s colonizer chic and super tone deaf tequila ad. You think Kendall would’ve learned from the Pepsi incident. For our Mini Main topic this week, we dove into what makes a good first date and how you can snag a second date. Do you believe in waiting a day after a date to text? Or can it come sooner? Australian Bachelorette is making history with the first ever bisexual AND i

Si & Veronica reunite for a great episode 163. “Friends” is also reuniting on HBO Max (FINALLY) with some special celeb guests to go down memory lane. Ellen is doing some last dance breaks with her show ending in 2022. John Mulaney is already hopping back onto the dating scene with one of the hottest stars… Olivia Munn. A couple of low-key weddings took place this weekend with Ariana Grande and Dalton Gomez, as well as Justin Hartley and Sofia Pernas. People are not wasting any time! Vee went “Yikes!” to multiple sexual assault and drugging allegations against T.I. and Tiny over the past decade. The sun is shining brighter, so we couldn’t avoid this Mini Main Topic any longer: Hot Girl (and boy?) Summer. Is it really about being a ho? Or is it more than that? Can boys have a Hot Boy Summer or should we leave that to Chet Hanks? The full list of men (and a box??) dropped for Katie’s Bachelorette season. It looks like Matt and Rachael are making their own ~Paradise~ on the Miami beaches. Join us for what is

Si & Veronica are running through episode 162! Elon Musk had the opposite than expected affect on Dogecoin with his SNL hosting gig. We went back in time to 2002 with Ben Affleck and JLo seemingly getting back together. Hearts are breaking all over the comedy world with the news that John Mulaney and his wife Anna are splitting up after 6 years. Drake will be named Artist of the Decade at this weekend’s BBMAs. We are not down with Zuck suggesting an Instagram for kids based on how we were wildin’ on the internet as children. Vee went “Yikes!” to LaKeith Stanfield being stuck as a moderator for an antisemitic Clubhouse chat and to Seth Rogen announcing the end of him and James Franco’s working relationship. We dive into the differences and similarities between soulmates and twin flames for a mini main topic. Have you encountered either? There were some big pregnancy and engagement announcements out of Bach Nation this week. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shout

Si & Veronica are braving the Atlanta storms for episode 161! Billie Eilish got the full pin-up treatment with her British Vogue cover. She’s standing up for being able to show skin and still be a role model. She will be joining Timothee Chalamet, Amanda Gorman, and Naomi Osaka as co-chairs for the Met Gala in September with the theme of “American Individualism”. Marvel has us in our feels with their Phase 4 trailer. If you come across Ben Affleck on Raya, believe that it is him. Bill and Melinda Gates are dunzo after 27 years and their divorce settlement is set to rival that of the Bezos. Vee laughed and went “Yikes!” to T-Pain not knowing how to filter through his IG DMs request folder. Let us work for you, T-Pain! For our Mini Main topic, we dove into the pros and cons of going back to an ex. Can it ever work out or is it doomed from the jump? Bachelor Nation is getting incestual with Brandon and Pieper getting cozy and some season crossover hangs. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a

Si & Veronica are feeling a little rusty after another forced week hiatus but we are back for episode 160! You may notice that there are only episodes 158-160 in your pod feeds. We did some spring cleaning to get rid of potential future copyright issues. Check our YouTube for more episodes and let us know if there are a couple favorites that you want us to re-upload. The Oscars were this past weekend and viewership isn’t getting any better. Hilary Duff will star in the “How I Met Your Mother” spin-off, “How I Met Your Father,” on Hulu. Billie Eilish will be bringing us a single this week off of her new album, “Happier Than Ever,” that is set to release at the end of July. Vee went “Yikes!” to a tweet in bad taste by the Las Vegas Raiders account following the Derek Chauvin verdict. She also went yikes to JBiebs wearing dreadlocks… again. Maybe he needs to time travel back to 2016 Biebs… The big news out of Bachelor Nation these past couple weeks was Colton coming out as gay. Does his journey deserve a Net

Si & Veronica are hobbling (well, only Si is actually hobbling), our way through episode 159! We are sad to say that DMX passed away this past week at the age of 50. Will Smith is the first to pull a movie project out of Georgia after the passing of the suppressive voting law. How apropos that his movie is about the Reconstruction era… In “couples you didn’t realize were even a thing” news, Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song welcomed their first child together. Sebastian Stan blessed the internet with his booty as promo for his new movie “Monday.” Vee went “Yikes!” to the idea of Usher throwing fake “Usher Bucks” at strippers instead of the cold hard cash they deserve, but it ended up just being a promo. Our Mini Main Topic this week ties into the drama surrounding Rachael Kirkconnell’s visit to NYC to see Matt James… just days after he invited a different girl to Miami with him for later that week. Was Bach Nation too harsh on someone who is fully single (when other former leads have done the same or worse)

Si & Veronica are back after a forced week hiatus for episode 158! The Kardashians are always making sure they are in the news, whether it is for suspicious rings, unedited bikini pics, or billionaire status. Our city, Atlanta, has been abuzz as the MLB pulled the All-Star Game from being hosted here amid the recent voting bill signed into law. Everyone’s favorite Regency era thirst object, Duke of Hastings aka Rege-Jean Page, will not be returning for Bridgerton season 2. DMX is still in a bad state after an overdose and heart attack and we send our best thoughts to him and his family. Ariana Grande is now on our hit list, but she is on the coach list for The Voice. Vee went “Yikes!” to all the situations/videos surrounding the Quavo and Saweetie break-up… and to the fact that Si doesn’t know who Saweetie is. We do a “Mini Main Topic” deep dive into Bhad Bhabie turning 18 and making $1 million on OnlyFans within the first 6 hours of no longer being a minor. Are teenagers growing up in a way to want to mo