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Si & Veronica are wishing everyone a Merry Christmas with this slightly late episode 194! Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid are supposedly no more. Some relationship rumors are swirling around Amanza from Selling Sunset and Zac Efron. The main and newest couple from Selling Sunset, Jason and Chrishell, have already called it quits after 5 months. Ye is still wanting Kim back, and might’ve even dropped his model gf and potential place of living just to attempt to get back in her good graces. Meanwhile, Kim is traipsing around Staten Island and it’s finest movie theaters and Italian restaurants with Pete Davidson. And he supposedly has the coveted Kardashian Christmas Party invite. Vee went “Yikes!” to Chris Noth aka “Mr. Big” being in the news for several sexual assault allegations. And just like that… his Peloton ad was pulled. Michelle’s Bachelorette finale did not disappoint in being an emotional rollercoaster. It DID disappoint in the forced live After the Final Rose bits. But what we really need to know is if

Si & Veronica are half Scrooge and half festive for this episode 193! Peloton’s stock dropped after the Sex And The City reboot showed a main character dying at the hands of the popular spin bike. But, they brought in Ryan Reynold’s media company for the best clapback ad. Travis Scott got dropped from his headlining spot at Coachella. Kim Kardashian finally passed the baby bar exam, all while she filed more court documents to get her separated from Ye, including going back to her maiden name. But, where is Pete in all of this? He’s been hanging with Miley promoting their NYE special… But is it all just good promotional press? IG may FINALLY be listening to us and could be bringing back some options for a chronological feed early next year. Vee went “Yikes!” to Tory Lanez allegedly saying “Dance, bitch!” to now hot girl graduate, Meg Thee Stallion, during their fight that led to him shooting her foot. Also a “Yikes!” to the issues surrounding casting Ansel Elgort as the lead in the West Side Story movie wh

Si & Veronica are young and ready for episode 192! Rihanna claps back in the DMs about the pregnancy rumors. Drake is removing himself from the Grammys narrative, but inserting himself into a narrative around prison/sentencing reform with a benefit concert headlined by Kanye and streamed on Amazon. T-Pain may be getting into the business of T-shirts with his “half sizing” concept. I’ll take one schmedium please! We are sending thoughts and prayers to Nick Cannon’s family in the wake of the loss of his 5-month-old son, Zen. Hulu was flamed by the general masses for releasing a documentary called “Astroworld: Concert From Hell” so much that they pulled it down just hours after releasing it. Will there be a good time for something like that in the future? Vee went “Yikes!” to Tristan Thompson’s continued tomfoolery. This time he has another baddie claiming he is a daddy and he’s trying to pay her to keep quiet. This week’s Men Tell All episode really rehashes the villains of episodes past. But the word of th

Si & Veronica have shaken off the turkey haze for episode 191! Rest in peace to two greats in the art world, Stephen Sondheim and Virgil Abloh. They both leave incredible legacies. Jack Dorsey steps down from his perch of Twitter CEO to focus more on the artist formerly known as Square and taking it into the crypto world with its new name of “Block”. Rihanna was named a national hero of her home country Barbados as it celebrated becoming a republic. People are speculating from her hand placement in those photos that she might have a bun in the oven… Adele will be spending her weekends for the first quarter of 2022 in Vegas. Channing Tatum is going to grind it out one more time in the third Magic Mike movie that will be exclusive to HBO Max. Vee went “Yikes!” to Anthony Ramos seemingly getting caught by a Tik Tok creator stepping out on his fiance at a strip club. We also went “Yikes!” to Aaron Carter staying messy and breaking up with his fiance after his child’s birth a few days earlier. It is hometown w

Si & Veronica are giving Cher for episode 190! Some major breakups happened this week with Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello, Jacob Elordi/Kaia Gerber, and Zac and Tayshia of Bachelor Nation all calling it quits. Meanwhile, Kim K and Pete Davidson debuted their relationship ~officially~, as well as Katie Thurston and former contestant John Hersey after her “12 Days of Messy” montage of former flames. That quick turnaround timeline from her engagement with Blake def made Vee go “Yikes!” Travis Scott and others might be up against a $2 Billion dollar lawsuit over AstroWorld damages now. Adele’s new album “30” made waves for sad girl fall, but it also helped change how Spotify lets us listen to albums! She requested that it didn’t default to shuffle and they listened. Iman Shumpert became the first former NBA player to win Dancing With the Stars. BTS and Meg Thee Stallion took home a bunch of AMAs this past weekend. Michelle really whittled down her men this week. The producers really tried to make a case for Clay

Si & Veronica are fully recording in the dark due to daylight savings for episode 189! Rest in peace to Young Dolph. Travis Scott is going to be asking Kylie for some money with these lawsuits coming up. Y2K’s favorite trio, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are all back and better than ever with a dissolved conservatorship, a stunning wedding, and a new romcom lead role, respectively. Lil Nas X is one of GQ’s Men of the Year. Vee went “Yikes!” to the hate crime against Suni Lee AND to DaBaby and Danileigh’s IG live fight. Michelle took a bunch of men home this week! Never have I seen so many dudes excited to leave a Palm Springs resort for the northern Midwest. The two frontrunners, Joe and Nayte, got their 1:1s and Chris S. had a problem with it! Martin surprisingly got a rose after generalizing all women to be high maintenance. Clayton got a bit of his origin story for being the next bachelor this episode but we still barely know who he is. Join us for what is always a good time and leave

Si & Veronica are THEE sleepiest for episode 188! And just like that, Jay-Z has already deleted his Instagram. Ariana Grande will be taking on the role of Glinda for the movie version of “Wicked”, but people don’t want James Corden to be popular and want him far away from this musical adaptation. “CATS” has scarred us all. Paul Rudd has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2021. He is a wholesome and deserving pick, and he is helping keep the Avengers as a very sexy squad. A different Avenger/Guardian, Chris Pratt, is being less sexy and more cringey with his posts about his wife for her anniversary. Veronica thinks he is the worst out of the main Hollywood Chrises (Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt). Arby’s has the meats AND the alcohol with some new crinkle and curly fry-infused vodkas coming out this month. Vee (and everyone) went “Yikes!” to the major tragedy surrounding Astroworld, Travis Scott’s festival. We send our thoughts and prayers to the families of the lives lost at

Si & Veronica are wishing Si a very happy birthday for episode 187! Pete Davidson might be snagging one of the top baddies from his board with some date-like activities with Kim Kardashian. We have two enGAYgements this past week with Kal Penn coming out and getting engaged to his partner Josh and KStew getting engaged to her gf Dylan Meyer. Jessica Simpson got raw on the gram with a post about her 4 years of sobriety. Ana de Armas might be doing pirouettes and kicking ass in a John Wick spin-off. Facebook the company will now be Meta as Zuckerberg hopes to build out a whole “metaverse” of products, ways to interact virtually, and more. Beyonce finally has someone to follow on IG now that her husband Jay-Z finally joined the platform. Vee went “Yikes!” for the still spiraling story of Zayn allegedly hitting Yolanda Hadid, him and Gigi’s breakup, and current custody struggles. As Si says, he’s going in a “dumb direction” now. Michelle is on her top game for a Top Gun themed date this week. Jamie shows his

Si & Veronica are “broing” out for episode 186! The rumors AREN’T true when it comes to John Mulaney and Olivia Munn, but we aren’t holding our breath. RIP to James Michael Tyler AKA Gunther on “Friends.” Some action figures and dolls are getting a makeover in upcoming movies. Buzz Lightyear will be getting a human origin story next year. Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are set to star in a movie about Barbie. Sarah Blakely should get an award for being a baller boss after she gifted all of SPANX’s employees with $10,000 and two first class tickets to anywhere in the world. Speaking of awards, the one for wholesome moment of the week should go to Vin Diesel for walking Meadow Walker, the late Paul Walker’s daughter, down the aisle at her wedding. Vee went “Yikes!” to Alec Baldwin accidentally firing a prop gun and killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of “Rust”. Will movies move away from using real firearms? What about our national problem with guns? We are finally in the swing of dates with

Si & Veronica ask you to take it easy on us for episode 185! Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker took their love to the next level and are engaged! Will their punk rock pals MGK and Megan Fox be next? Harry Styles will be joining the ranks of the MCU as revealed in the post-credit scene of “The Eternals”. He, Tom Hiddleston, and Jake Gyllenhaal fill the Venn Diagram for “Taylor Swift’s Exes” and “In an MCU movie”. The artist formerly known as Kanye West is now just Ye. We will see how long that lasts. Kristin Cavallari has yet to date Si, but she revealed that she dated her ex husband for a couple dates after their divorce. Vee went “Yikes!” to a mental health nonprofit turning Jamie Lynn Spears down for proceeds coming from her new book. Michelle is ready for her newest class of men and isn’t letting any of them get away with being the class clown! From producer plants gone bad to DM slides gone ghost, our Bachelorette is laying down the law. Can’t wait to see how her star pupils fare as the weeks go o

Si & Veronica are giving you some bye week content for episode 184! Reboots are in season with Netflix grabbing up “That ‘90s Show” and Disney+ premiering “Home Sweet Home Alone” in November. The internet knows how to take something and run with it… and the current obsession is the rumor of Chris Evans and Selena Gomez dating. Much like Ariana Grande before her, Jesy Nelson of Little Mix is getting called out for blackfishing in her latest music video. Vee went “Yikes!” to a couple different things this week. First up is Meghan Trainor and Daryl Sabara and their his and hers toilets. They can literally hold hands while they poop. Next up is Dave Chappelle’s controversial new special and how Netflix has suspended a trans employee for speaking out against it. Is keeping the special up the right or wrong decision? Are we the drama for still talking about Bachelor Nation news even though it’s an off week between seasons? Too bad because Ivan spilled some tea and Pieper confirms her relationship with Brendan.

Si & Veronica are feeling somethin’ magnificent for episode 183! Britney is officially freed and her dad is no longer on her conservatorship! Sad girl fall will continue with Adele dropping a single and potentially her album soon. This upcoming Super Bowl halftime show will be an homage to LA rappers and R&B with Dr. Dre, Kendrick Lamar, and more. Walmart is coming for Yeezy after Kanye’s newest logo looks extremely similar to the superstore’s sunburst logo. Game of Thrones is joining the prequel game with “House of Dragon” slated to premiere on HBO next year. Grimes decided to make herself an Onion headline (and a meme) by walking around with the Communist Manifesto for the paps to see. Vee went “Yikes!” to Nick Viall’s gf, Natalie Joy, and her inability to think of her own sappy bf birthday IG caption. Instead, she just copied and pasted chunks of Finneas’ gf, Claudia’s, posts from over the years. It was actually the finale of paradise, and it actually didn’t need to be 3 hours long. After a couple

Si & Veronica are not throwing away our shot for episode 182! A couple of big breakups happened this past week, one in the tech/alien world and one in the Bachelor Nation world. You guessed it: Grimes and Elon Musk and then Clare and Dale, respectively, called it quits. The Weeknd and Angelina Jolie have started to see each other seemingly “Often” and it is fueling dating rumors. If Black Mirror comes back with new episodes, the new Amazon Ring home drone will definitely be the star of the show. Itsa new Mario movie with Chris Pratt as the titular role along with some other big names. R. Kelly was convicted on all nine counts of sex trafficking and racketeering in the latest bit of justice for the #MeToo movement. Vee went “Yikes!” to the info that a potential contestant on the upcoming season of the Bachelor (that’s right, we still have a full Bachelorette season until that) was supposed to get married this past weekend. The pod duo definitely thought this three-hour-long episode was the finale and we we

Si & Veronica are feeling the magic for episode 181! We send condolences to the friends, family, and fellow castmates of Willie Garson with his recent death. “The Activist” TV show must have heard Vee on last week’s episode as they decided to reformat the competition show to just being one documentary special. Jessica from season one of Love is Blind is engaged to her hot LA doctor bf. Jeopardy is still in search of a full time host to follow Alex Trebek, but Ken Jennings and Mayim Bialek will finish out the year as hosts. The Emmys weren’t fully restricted to Zoom this year, but Seth Rogen’s presentation of an award made it seem like they weren’t super COVID safe. Ted Lasso took home a lot of the comedy category of the Emmy awards. Vee went “Yikes!” to the full terrifying story of Gabby Petito and her death. She also went yikes to the fact that a young white woman’s story tends to get more press than that of the many missing women of color and indigineous nations. This week on the beach was decently bori

Pod Duo Note: Sorry for some technical difficulties that might have us sounding a little wonky! As always, our content is still A1, so hopefully you can overlook any choppiness! Thanks! Si & Veronica are feeling the little joys of the simple times for episode 180! Big life updates this past week from both JLaw with her pregnancy and Britney Spears with her engagement. Rest in peace to comedy great, Norm Macdonald. The VMAs had some great performances from Lil Nas X, Normani, and Chloe Bailey, and Olivia Rodrigo racked up a decent amount of awards like her mentor Taylor Swift in years past. The Met Gala mostly disappointed with the too broad ‘Murica theme, but co-chairs Billie Eilish, Naomi Osaka, and Timothee Chalamet pulled out some lewks. Nicki Minaj has tweeted nonsense about her cousin’s friend’s most likely STI-ridden testicles saying that the COVID vaccine caused his condition. If that isn’t enough of a yikes moment, Vee went “Yikes” to CBS’s upcoming reality competition show called “The Activist”

Si & Veronica hope to make some ~champagne poetry~ for episode 179! After a long nine months of pregnancy, Drake birthed Certified Lover Boy to top the charts. “Rick and Morty” will be coming out with a live action version that will definitely pander to Si with casting Christopher Lloyd from “Back to the Future” as Rick. John Mulaney gave us an update on his eventful past year and how much more eventful his future will be now that he and Olivia Munn are expecting a child together. Cardi B and Offset welcomed their baby boy this past week. Nick Jr. got Millennials in their feels with a viral video of Steve from Blues Clues giving us all closure for when he left for college. Rest in peace to accomplished actor Michael K. Williams. Vee laughed through her “Yikes!” moment of Peppa Pig shading Donda after her album ranked higher on Pitchfork’s scale. The beach was wildin’ out this week with some potentially scheming new arrivals. At least our girl Natasha has had some social media justice for how Brendan and P

Si & Veronica aren’t going to jail for this episode 178! Donda dropped over the weekend and everything surrounding it has been controversial to say the least. Drake has fired back by dropping billboards, IG posts, and interrupting SportsCenter to announce the release date of Certified Lover Boy. Lil Nas X used a parody of Drake’s IG post to announce the date of his full “Montero” album. Tik Tok finally banned the Milk Crate Challenge from their platform so we don’t have to see that dangerous stunt anymore. Much to Veronica’s chagrin, Jake Paul is still making money off of fights. Will Smith got to congratulate his successor for the dramatic reboot of “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”. Vee went “Yikes!” to Scott Disick trying to petty bond with another one of Kourtney’s exes and got called out on IG stories. This week in Paradise was one dumpster fire after another. People are self-sabatoging, cakes are being thrown, and the boom boom room is being occupied. Becca joined this week and she might be taking Demi’s cr

Si & Veronica are delighted for this sunny episode 177! The artist soon to be “formerly known as Kanye” is fueling continued beef with Drake after he released his address on IG. Who will release their album first? Is this all a marketing ploy? Kylie Jenner has all but confirmed her pregnancy, but Tik Tok theories seem strong. OnlyFans was about to ban porn due to pressure from banks and payment companies, but this week of free advertisement and backlash made them reconsider. There is some new music coming down the pipeline from Ed Sheeran and Kacey Musgraves that will probably be setting the scene for a sad girl/boy fall. The crate challenge has clowns all over the internet trying a dangerous stunt. Grimes made a clown of herself with her submission to the “is he hot or?” Tik Tok trend trying to defend her billionaire boyfriend. Vee went “Yikes!” to the baby from the “Nevermind” album cover suing Nirvana for “child exploitation and pornography”... 30 years later. Paradise gets hit by Hurricane Demi this w

Si & Veronica are booming into episode 176! Kanye is still withholding Donda from us, but is going back home to the Chi for ANOTHER listening event. Drake’s hairline is withholding us from a full Loverboy heart because of hair loss post-Covid. Travis Barker made his return to a plane for the first time since surviving a crash in 2008. The worst throwback is happening with anonymous app Yik Yak returning to the scene. A huge step in the #FreeBritney movement happened this past week with Jamie Spears agreeing to step down for an easy transition with the conservatorship. An old Awkwafina interview is going viral and having Black Twitter question her blaccent. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continued fatphobia surrounding anything Lizzo does, especially the release of her new single and video. Si thinks her crying on IG live fuels the haters more, but why can’t people just decide to not like her music and not make it about her looks? It’s finally Paradise and the beach is STACKED with hotties… and age gaps. Everyon

Si & Veronica are keeping it connected as best as they can for episode 175! Lizzo is coming back strong with a Cardi feature on her new single. In the most MGK and Travis Barker fashion, the duo announced their upcoming album with matching tattoos. Beyonce is poking the hive with her latest interview stating that new music could be on the way soon. Bitch betta have my money… Well Rihanna has billions of dollars of it as she joins the billionaire club. And she smells like money too with her new, sold-out perfume. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston almost broke the internet this week with rumors of them dating. Are they more than just friends? Vee went “Yikes!” to Chet Hanks in general, but this time specifically for his anti-vax and anti-mask rant after his own parents had severe COVID-19 cases. Someone just take his phone away already. Katie’s season is finally wrapped up, but Bachelor Nation/ABC made sure to make it a nice 3-hour long finale for the ad dollars. Aunt Lindsey is the final boss of all agg