Eyre On Air

Welcome to the Eyre on Air, the SPOOOOOOKY edition! All October, we're reviewing horror period dramas, and we're starting with 2015's Crimson Peak, directed by Guillermo del Toro and starring Mia Wasikowska, Tom Hiddleston, and Jessica Chastain. Get ready to lose your cool, Lucille-style, at this creepy gothic horror. 

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Well clearly, it is literally every single person in Padmaavat. We may not be able to show these beautiful people to you, but get ready to fill your ear holes with the sweet, sweet tones of Joe, Jenn, and Kelsey discussing 2018's Bollywood epic, Padmaavat.

Eyre on Air gets history heavy this week, with 2010's The King's Speech starring Colin Firth, Helena Bonham Carter, and Geoffrey Rush. We may not know a lot, but we DO know our British Royal Family. So grab a quick cigarette to clear out those lungs real good and we'll get started. 

Who's ready for some awkward interactions, poor camera work, soup, and no lesbians? EYRE ON AIR IS. This week we're reviewing 2013's A Promise, starring the late, great Alan Rickman. Oh and also Richard Madden (Robb Stark), and Rebecca Hall. This movie had a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 13% in our hearts. Get ready for sexless good time. 

Wanna take a trip to Howard's End? Wondering wtf is Howard's End? Join us this week as we discuss the 1992 film starring Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson, and baby Helena Bonham Carter, based on the novel by E.M. Forster. 

We're on the Woad to Ruin in this week's episode of Eyre on Air. In this  Last Legion continuation, we tackle 2004's King Arthur, starring Clive Owen and Kiera Knightley. Things get real mystical, real fast. And sexy at the most inappropriate of moments. All haunting tunes are courtesy of Enya's sister, Moya. 

It's our tenth episode! Jenn hates on Game of Thrones, Joe has diarrhea, and Kelsey doesn't know how magic works. Please enjoy the latest episode of Eyre on Air, The Last Legion. 

Eyre on Air gets patriotic for our post-Fourth of July podcast. Come listen as Jenn, Joe, and Kelsey go through the annals of American History and get down and dirty with amendments. 

Today we discuss possibly the thirstiest film we have viewed thus far, the French period drama La Reine Margot. Full of lust, blood, weird incestuous moments, nudity, and dead people, Queen Margot is a trip that arguably none of us wanted to take. But we did this. For you, dear listeners. 

Is it really a period drama, or is it an action/adventure movie? We don't care! We're going hard on hair in this episode of Eyre on Air. This week, Joe, Jenn, and Kelsey tackle A Knight's Tale starring the late, great Heath Ledger, and the just okay Shannyn Sossamon. 

Jenn, Kelsey, and Joe discuss 2005's Memoirs of a Geisha, why Hatsumomo is the best character in the movie, and Joe's first time. Yes, that first time. 

A special edition of Eyre on Air, in which Jenn, Kelsey, and Joe dish about the royal wedding, Meghan Markle, who wore what, who is who, and everything in between. 

Excuse me madam, is your wig on fire? Joe, Kelsey, and Jenn dish about 2008's The Duchess. 

Come slog through the Dark Ages with us in Tristan & Isolde, and see if you can detect any emotion behind James Franco's eyes. We couldn't. 

Jenn, Joe, and Kelsey get deep into some quality history with Victoria and Albert, and Victoria gets deep into Albert. 

Jenn, Joe, and Kelsey explore the differences between the 1940's Jane Eyre and the 2000's Jane Eyre. Why is Orson Welles such a baby face? Why does Jane like to run around on the moors so much by herself? Is it a Fassbender, or a Skarsgard?