Completely Seriously

In a world where adults are either negligent or outright monsters, a demon clown is haunting town. We’re getting completely seriously about It: Chapter 1 in all its gory, clowny, rock throwing glory. Stay tuned for our chat about It Chapter 2: The Adultening this September.

Hold your scaly, stubby legged apex predators tight, because we’re talking about Crawl, the “oops all gators” of disaster movies. This week, We cover survival tips. We talk gator based science questions. We chat about house construction and that scary new Cats trailer.

This week, we’re joined by all-star guest Courtney Paige to discuss menstrual spells, bad boyfriends, hippie communes and cathartic screaming. We watched Midsommar, and, as always, we had some opinions.

This week, Stranger Things 3 is pulling us out of retirement to get spooked and nostalgic with everyone’s favorite teens from Indiana. Tune in this week to figure out if the Russkies were a true threat to America’s malls, if all moms secretly want to ditch their husbands for a throw with the local lifeguard and if the three inch rule is an effective form of contraception.

In a world where only old cell phone technology exists, and where the children know both John Wick and Beethoven the dog, an extraterrestrial attack will turn four camp kids into indestructible heroes. Join us at the Rim of the World as we try to break down what this movie is.

For the old gods and the new, we’re covering the final episode of the final season of the greatest—allegedly— show on TV. Join us as we say goodbye to everyone except Cersei.

This week, we continue our slog to the end of a once great show with the penultimate episode. We’re covering the poorly thought out end of an era the only way we know how: with hot takes, screams and a whole lotta complaining.

This week, we’re back in the studio with MarBar, JoJo Beef and the Hoemeister to break apart one of the most tedious episodes of Game of Thrones’ final season. We critique strategies, discuss a beloved character’s turn to tyrant and wax fondly about the gentle antics of our favorite Giantsbane.

This week, we’re covering the most stressful episode of Game of Thrones to date. Join us as we clench everything and hope and pray our favorites don’t get wighted.

We’re here with the second episode of the final season of Game of Thrones. We laugh, Joey cries, and we get closer to Tormund Giantsbane sitting on the Iron Throne. Listen to use scream about Westeros history and theories of its  future every Sunday for the month of April.

This week, we’re coming at you with the first episode of the final season of Game of Thrones. Spoilers abound, so watch the episode before listening unless you are a true psychopath. And stay tuned every Sunday for the next 6 weeks. We’ll be dropping fresh episodes every Sunday night.

The Highwaymen is your classic cat-and-mouse tale. The cat is two competent Texas Rangers. The mouse is two psychopaths with a combined IQ of 7. Bonnie and Clyde— romanticized for decades by dummies— finally get the cultural take down they deserve. This week, we’re gunning down the dumb duo’s legacy with our tommy gun of hot takes and our Browning Assault Rifles of social commentary.

This week, we’re tackling Jordan Peele’s sophomore scarefest “Us.” We dive deep underneath the Santa Cruz sand, tether ourselves to our bad opinions and chow down on some intellectual rabbit.

Have you ever looked up to the stars on a quiet summer evening and asked yourself, “What if a sentient yogurt took over the Earth?” Have you ever looked at a toaster and thought, “Yeah, I could get busy with that.” Have you ever looked into your father’s eyes and said, “I want to die here with you,” as a horde of bug monsters descended on your position? The #Netflix anthology series #LoveDeathandRobots explores these basic human questions and more.

Watch what happens when criminal greed turns a perfectly planned and perfectly executed caper into a Mr. Bean-level jaunt through the jungle. We’re covering Triple Frontier, the Batman- Star Wars- Game of Thrones- Sons of Anarchy- Troy crossover event of the century.

Based on a short story that’s based on an older short story, the Korean thriller Burning tells the story of love, plastic surgery and solo sexual gratification in your brand new girlfriend’s apartment— or does it?

We’re imagining dragons this week with the third and final installment of How to Train Your Dragon.

Imagine a future where rollerblades are not only still cool, but also the hottest game in town. My fellow battle angels and hunter warriors are breaking down Alita: Battle Angel. This week it’s all dumb boyfriends, rollerblading weirdos and dope laser swords.

This week, Joey forces us into watching the latest Coen Brothers movie The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Don’t let the title fool ya, it’s also the ballad of a bank robber who can’t defeat pans, a gravel voiced prospector and his ass, a noble showman, a convoy moving– agonizingly slow– toward Oregon and a spooky carriage ride.

This week, we’re thwipp, thwipping into the Spider-Verse with all the other Spider-Persons (and Pigsons). We break down Kingpin’s raw, thicc sexual energy, the dopest superhero soundtrack and the sticky-handed politics of middle school crime fighting.