Nothing Matters

Synopsis

Podcast by Ben & Lauren

Episodes

  • Episode 38: Surprise, Bitch

    Episode 38: Surprise, Bitch

    10/06/2020 Duration: 02h03min

    Nothing Matters has been gone for a minute but we're back with the jump off! Let's talk about Roger Goodell's face, Tom Cotton's literacy, Kylie Jenner's worth, and that one Instagram model's sweet sweet butt (and completely unhinged take on BLM). PROGRAMMING NOTE: we recorded this before NYT OpEd section editor James Bennet resigned from his position. We support him in his decision to do literally anything other than run the NYT OpEd section. David Guetta turns MLK into EDM: https://twitter.com/ottergawd/status/1267188973090361346 Have you met Dot Comme? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9KqwJjMxyglLugK-WvnrsQ With a butt like this, it's no surprise the content is this cringe. https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1268990423411941376

  • Episode 37: Karma Has its Kiss For You, Ted Cruz

    Episode 37: Karma Has its Kiss For You, Ted Cruz

    22/12/2017 Duration: 01h01min

    Diddy wants to buy the Panthers, Ted Cruz wants to be taken seriously, and white girls just want things to be perfect. https://www.si.com/jerry-richardson-carolina-panthers-settlements-workplace-misconduct-sexual-harassment-racial-slur http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2017/12/mark_hamill_just_photon_torpedoed_ted_cruz_on_twitter.html https://twitter.com/Raymond_Miguel/status/942914203509067776

  • Episode 36 - Co-Working the House Down Boots

    Episode 36 - Co-Working the House Down Boots

    13/12/2017 Duration: 47min

    Bitcoin does its best tweaker impersonation, Meek Mill gets smacked by the long arm of the law, and Peter Thiel is literally the worst. Lauren's IG Photo 1: https://www.instagram.com/p/BcXp1DRljDE/?taken-by=spiciestmeatball Photo 2: https://www.instagram.com/p/BcXvbLzleJw/?taken-by=spiciestmeatball

  • Episode 35: FML (FU, Matt Lauer)

    Episode 35: FML (FU, Matt Lauer)

    01/12/2017 Duration: 01h08min

    Kim Kardashian actually white ally-s correctly, Grindr actually cis ally-s correctly, and Project Veritas does literally nothing correctly. BET Cypher featuring Rapsody: https://hiphopdx.com/videos/id.26268/title.2017-bet-hip-hop-awards-rapsody-kash-doll-leikeli47-tokyo-jetz#

  • Episode 34: The Nothing Matters Hoes Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving 2017

    Episode 34: The Nothing Matters Hoe's Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving 2017

    22/11/2017 Duration: 01h21min

    Thanksgiving is here, which means: some kind of boiled root vegetable, and acrimony. Here's how to survive the Uncomfortable Political Conversation-pocalypse-gate. Show notes: Lauren's Korean Pop Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/lhockenson/playlist/0wRUMzt0OcunAysASpr1DN Stay Tuned with Preet: http://www.wnyc.org/shows/preetbharara

  • Episode 33: Donny Juniors Halloween Spooktacular

    Episode 33: Donny Junior's Halloween Spooktacular

    03/11/2017 Duration: 01h21min

    The First Son of the United States gets Twitter flamed, Fox News strays from its lane, and Facebook and Twitter might not be so awesome at selling ads? Trey Gowdy's frat boy couture: https://twitter.com/SenatorTimScott/status/838097248793866248

  • Episode 32: Depression Naps

    Episode 32: Depression Naps

    27/10/2017 Duration: 01h12min

    Lauren and Ben emerge from a months-long depression nap for a long discussion about how garbage 2017 really is, and how to cope with it. (And Ben fat-fingers the audio controls, which completely screws up his sound. Apologies all around.)

  • Episode 31: Mr. Potato Face

    Episode 31: Mr. Potato Face

    28/07/2017 Duration: 57min

    Surprise: we're back! Silicon Valley's still full of willfully ignorant people, white boys on YouTube are still largely problematic, and the most fire diss track just came from...the White House? Also: listen to SZA's "Ctrl." And #BuyBodakYellowOniTunes

  • Episode 30: This Aint the Brady Bunch and I Aint Marcia

    Episode 30: This Ain't the Brady Bunch and I Ain't Marcia

    02/03/2017 Duration: 01h39min

    People and things that have received their due this week: Caitlin Jenner, Uber, and Nicki Minaj. The jury's still out on Jeff Sessions, though. Oh, also: buy shETHER on iTunes.

  • Episode 29: Happy Thanks-Mas-New-King Jr. Day, Gurl

    Episode 29: Happy Thanks-Mas-New-King Jr. Day, Gurl

    20/01/2017 Duration: 01h23min

    We regret to inform you that Nothing Matters is BACK FOR 2017. Turn off that garbage inauguration and put us in your earbuds instead!

  • The Nothing Matters Thanksgiving 2016 Special

    The Nothing Matters Thanksgiving 2016 Special

    24/11/2016 Duration: 01h17min

    Listen: fighting over who gets to eat the drumstick is so last century. Turn up the volume as we get you ready for the inevitable political discussion around the Thanksgiving dinner table.

  • The Nothing Matters Literally Get This Election Over With Special

    The Nothing Matters Literally Get This Election Over With Special

    07/11/2016 Duration: 01h16min

    Double up your Xannies, kids--we're finishing this election with a giant MEHHHHHHHH. (This episode was recorded on November 1)

  • Episode 26: Grab Depression by the Pussy

    Episode 26: Grab Depression by the Pussy

    14/10/2016 Duration: 01h02min

    No, we're not talking about Satanic Cheesy Poof Donald Trump's infamous comments about vaginas. Instead, we're bigging-up Solange, RuPaul's Drag Race, and the star journalists and pundits of Decision 2016. (Also Jojo and Tinashe.)

  • Episode 25: The Nothing Matters Debate Special

    Episode 25: The Nothing Matters Debate Special

    28/09/2016 Duration: 01h07min

    Lauren and Ben discuss the first presidential debate, and...hoo boy.

  • Episode 24: Dancing with the Idiots

    Episode 24: Dancing with the Idiots

    16/09/2016 Duration: 01h02min

    It's been a weird week for people with the last name "Perry." Plus, Nothing Matters turns 1 and we extinguish our flames with television and music (like we always do)!

  • Episode 23: Schilling Stalker

    Episode 23: Schilling Stalker

    26/08/2016 Duration: 01h04min

    Curt Schilling is trying to turn a bloody sock into a senate seat, Harambe's ghost is not pleased with your memes, and Gawker is actually dead this time. Plus, a segment we call Lauren Hockenson: Baby Name Cop!

  • Episode 22: All Gold Medal Everything

    Episode 22: All Gold Medal Everything

    12/08/2016 Duration: 01h26min

    What is a podcast? Why is the Olympics regressive? How did Hillary employ every great gay social media professional? Who needs to be pushed off a cliff before CEOs take women seriously? WHERE IS TINASHE? We answer these questions and more.

  • Bonus: Takes Scooter, June 14, 2016

    Bonus: Takes Scooter, June 14, 2016

    14/06/2016 Duration: 06min

    We reset the "episodes spent not talking about Donald Trump" sign to zero and hop on the Takes Scooter for an extra few minutes.

  • Episode 21: It Could Happen to You

    Episode 21: It Could Happen to You

    27/05/2016 Duration: 01h19min

    Chewbacca drives a minivan, Blake Lively drives off a cliff, someone on XOJane needs to drive into a wall, and the staff at Champagne Papi's is driving Drake c r a z y.

  • Episode 20: Everybody Poops

    Episode 20: Everybody Poops

    13/05/2016 Duration: 01h38min

    Blac Chyna's pregnant, Facebook's muting your racist uncle, Target's bathrooms are haunted or something, and white people continue to be white. SHOW NOTES: http://whitenessproject.org http://www.teenvogue.com/story/janet-mock-un-speech

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